We’re Just Not Into Your Outfits at the Premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You

Posted by Jessica Rae on February 7, 2009
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As I understand it, a lot of boys who grew up in the 80’s and saw Labyrinth (who didn’t?) forever have a crush on Jennifer Connelly. But I think even our 80’s boys would notice the bejeweled swap-monster ‘dress’ that Connelly wore to the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You (do NOT call it a ‘rom-com’, dear Lord). Um…we’re just not that into her dress. Or rather, we hate the dress so much we’d like to burn it and throw it under a train and then let it be used as a tarp to paint a doghouse.

Apparently, some of us can’t let go of the horrible phenomenon that was shoulder pads. And by some of us, I just mean Jennifer. She’s got great legs and the focus is drawn there, when you aren’t starring at the abhorrent sparklyness everywhere else…

On second look, are those shoulder pads…or are her shoulders that bulky and square? The above is actually one of the more flattering pictures of her. Sad.

Additional notes:

Drew Barrymore: You are not pulling off your Audrey Hepburn deconstructed look.

Jennifer Aniston: You look leathery and like you’re trying too hard. Probably because you are.

Ginnifer Goodwin: You actually rocked your look. Pose, pose!

Scar Jo: Um, your hair makes you look mousey. Way to go. The dress is fine, however.

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Comments (17)

 

  1. tay says:

    I didn’t like the outfits at all…I called it the worst dressed premiere evar!

  2. Jessica Rae says:

    Totally, right? Just horrible! I think Ginnifer’s is okay, but otherwise – oh man. The stylist for this movie should have been hired for the premiere.

  3. tay says:

    And Jennifer looks the oldest by far..Poor Jennifer.. :(

  4. Jessica Rae says:

    I know :( Sigh. I feel for her. And Scarlett is dumb to look so weird when she can look so good so easily!

  5. tay says:

    I know…but I guess this proves Scarlett cannot wear anything and look great.

  6. Jessica Rae says:

    True. I will outfit them next time :P You can pick the shoes. :D

  7. tay says:

    Ughhh I suck at shoes… I’ll do their hair.. LOL

  8. tay says:

    Why thanks.. LOL

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  9. Jessica Rae says:

    Ooooh, you’re famous!!!!

  10. tay says:

    I am?? LOL.. I don’t think so…LOL

  11. tay says:

    Ha ha…and you work for me now.. ha ha…

  12. tay says:

    You are so lucky!! :)

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