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Jessica Alba Poses as Cruella de Vil

Posted by Jessica Rae on March 16, 2009
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Jessica Alba, talk to me here. What’s going on in your head that you’d knowingly step out the door in this ensemble? Obviously the biggest problem going on is your attempt to be Cruella de Vil with your fringey, feathered, black carcass of a cape. A feathered caplet could be done stylishly. But here’s a hint – not like this. This? This is scraggled and I could imagine finding it in the basement pile of some little girls ‘dress up’ pile of play-clothes.

And before you think that you’ll be fine if you just throw that off – no, not really. Listen, I dig the shoes, I dig the studded clutch…but the brown and the black….I’m not feeling it. If that dress was black, you’d have been golden. Er, you know what I mean! Please, don’t ever do this again.