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I didn’t post yesterday I know. I’m bad. But it was Easter Sunday and I was busy stealing my kids chocolate eggs. Okay, that isn’t quite true either. I just wanted an excuse to post this cool comedy sketch from Moon County.
I have known them for quite a while. Well we call each other friends. I think they are funny. And this latest sketch they did was hilarious. I asked if they ate the Peeps after filming but they said they had used a fixative so the sugar wouldn’t flake off. (And then they fed them to their enemies.) I hope you like it as much as I do.
I know I’m behind, I just got the most beautiful, and enlightening issue of GQ in existence. You know the one I’m talking about, the issue with none other than Rob on the cover. *Insert deranged fan girl screech here*.
Robert Pattinson basically says that there is not one thing that has been said, printed, or insinuated that is true, because he does NOTHING.
While I can relate to the whole “I’m not interesting” take on life, I have to tell you, Rob everything you do, or don’t do for that matter, is News worthy. Females from the ages of 14-90 (yeah I’ll wait for the disturbing images to subside) drool over something as simple (or complex depending on the day) as you hailing a cab. Thinking of tossing out that napkin after you wipe your mouth? Yeah, it’ll find itself either behind glass being worshiped by teenagers the world over, or sold on Ebay for some gazillion dollars. Yeah, even I cringe at that one.
So, anyway, he spends his time finding new things to Microwave because he’s never had one, and googling himself. One can only hope he comes across our site! *Jumping up and down to get his attention*
Now, you are probably thinking, these things you know because he has said them himself, and I agree. But you know, after many grueling hours spent pouring myself over countless articles claiming to know him, I have come to the conclusion that it appears he is correct, and as public as his life is, NOBODY knows him. His eye color for instance, varies on each site..from blue all the way to green, his height even varies. It’s almost as if, even though he is a public figure, that nobody pays attention to fine details, for which, I’d be thankful if I were Rob.
Then again, I’m the suffer in silence type at any rate, and I really think deep down he is as well. That in the midst of just trying to pay the bills, he finds his career on auto pilot,taking a direction that he may even fear, because I know it would scare the daylights out of me.
He admits to being neurotic, which I find utterly endearing, because I too, am a neurotic mess, so Rob darlin’, if you ever find yourself in need of someone to talk incessantly to about your problems, or neurocies, I’m your girl.
And I promise to never scream or screech (since I understand the Gates of Hell analogy with the annoying screaming), I will be responsible for you, call or text you at least once a week, and ask for you and not ..what’s his name? Oh right..Edward.
I’m thinking my next project will be to mail him a care package with Monty Python, and Eddie Izzard DVD’s, complete with a list of fun things to microwave.
Although, I liked different music growing up, I never got attached to “Tears for Fears” for some reason. After this performance by Adam Lambert, I thought perhaps I should give it another try. I did. Still nothing. Apparently, it wasn’t the song I liked, though the lyrics are masterful, it was the way Adam delivered it. Of course.
If he doesn’t win American Idol this season, there truly is no justice. Adam, if you’re reading this, you’re our Idol, and always will be!
