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Tori Spelling Wearing Garnish (Strange but True)

Posted by Jessica Rae on April 14, 2009
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Normally I don’t have a reason to talk about Tori Spelling. In fact, I make it a rule not to. But sometimes you gotta break your own rules. When someone decides to dress like a giant stalk of celery…I don’t know WHAT you do! But you can assume that mockery is standard. I mean, who told Tori this dress looked flattering? She’s wearing garnish!

I guess she’s “written” another book. I have used my keen detective skills to figure out that it’s called Mommywood. Which is so…I’m sorry, lame! I’m so sick of puns on the word ‘Hollywood’ (Heidiwood, anyone?).

Back to the garnish-clad Tori, for a woman promoting a book about being a Mom, she seems to be holding her own baby as though it were a

dirty orphan she’s never met and would rather not smell. Oh, boy.

P.S. Apparently the book has encouraged her mother, Candy Spelling, to reach out to Tori.