Top TEN Fashion No No’s.

Posted by WillowRaine on July 28, 2009
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You know, I figured, although I’m no fashionista by any means, that it would be easy to do this post. I found it increasingly difficult, because there are so many WRONG fashion statements out there. I’ll stick to my jeans, and t-shirts, okay? Thanks.

10.) Ugly Prom or formal occasion Dress: Because when I’m told I need formal attire, the first thing that comes to mind is “I NEED to look like a highlighter marker.” Not. Do NOT buy this kind of dress. It’s ugly.

9.) Extreme Tan lines: You know you’ve seen them. Girls wearing tube tops with THESE tan lines. WHY? Girl, please, either undo the strings when you’re sunbathing, lay in a tanning bed to avoid these lines, or hey, here’s an idea, stay out of the sun. The latter is better for your skin.

8.) Sandals and Socks.: Aye aye aye. NO. JUST NO. WHY would anyone think this is okay? If your feet are cold, then don’t wear sandals, wear tennis shoes or boots. JUST NEVER sandals and socks.

7.) Too Skinny Jeans on MEN: So few men can pull off skinny jeans, literally, they need the jaws of life to assist them.
But I digress, it leaves nothing to the imagination, and if you’re wearing skinny jeans guys,chances are, that’s all you have filling them, imagination.

6.) Men’s Capris: Are you having a growth spurt? No? Waiting on a flood? No? Then DON’T wear these guys, they look ridiculous.

5.) UGG Boots: One word..UGLY. Because I know I really want people to look at me and imagine how sweaty my feet must be inside the world’s ugliest boot.

4.) Popped Collars: This is douche-baggery to the 9th level. *Shaking my head* It makes me pity you guys, when I see this. I mean, really, why? Just..why?

3.) Showing of the Thong: Ladies, ladies, ladies.
What is the reason I hear constantly about why we wear thongs? “I don’t want to show my panty lines.” You don’t? So you want to wear low rise pants and show your ass, and the whole pair of panties? Oh that’s SO much classier. Chic, really. *Rolling my eyes* Pull your pants up, girl, we don’t need to see your business.

2.) The Mullet: We do NOT want to bring this back. I don’t care how much Hannah Montana’s/Miley Cyrus’s daddy Billy Ray sings about it. It never should have happened in the first place, and I think we need to leave sleeping mullets lie.

And the number one fashion no no, is one that I didn’t even know existed. So please, you guys, just, look in a mirror before you leave home and avoid this at all costs: