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Taylor Lautner Est Illégalement et Injustement à Chaud!

Posted by WillowRaine on August 12, 2009
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Perhaps you’re wondering why the title to this post is mostly in French, perhaps you’re wondering what is says, perhaps you just don’t care *laugh*, in all probability you’re reading this because Taylor Lautner’s name is in it.
Well, allow me to enlighten you, the headline actually reads: Taylor Lautner, Illegally and Unfairly HOT.
Up until now, I’ve been doing alright, reminding myself that he is in fact a baby (to me), and played Shark Boy, in the movie Shark Boy and Lava Girl, but that is getting harder, and harder to do, as his body changes, and he inches painfully and very slowly closer to 18.
Now,mind you, my normal “cut off” age is 25, just a rule I have, but it appears that I make exceptions for the cast of theTwilight Saga. (NOT because they star in that movie, but because Dear God, they are exceptionally HOT).
Today, I hop online, and Taylor Blue immediately shows me something (that you will see in a second, or possibly already have, as opposed to reading this post, in that event, I forgive you.) that has made me say ten hail Mary’s and I’m not even Catholic.

The New Moon Trailer, in FRENCH (Btw Check out how HOT Robert Pattinson looks in a French accent, *biting my lip* ..I could almost forgive his leaving me, if I were her, had he said it in French..or even in his own native tongue)

Now get out the clorox wipes, and clean off your computer monitor (you know you licked it), and then go take a cold shower, or ten.
Because the boy is still 17 years old, as unfair as that is.
February the 11th can’t get here soon enough, for women all over the world,and Lord help Taylor then.
He’ll either be the happiest man alive, or the biggest recluse *laugh*.