Willow’s Top TEN Ideas for 100 Monkeys Merch:

Posted by WillowRaine on September 22, 2009
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I was perusing the 100 Monkeys site today, you can find it right here: OOH OHH AH AH! and do you know what I realized?
That even if I wanted to purchase certain things, like say, a T-shirt or bumper sticker, I couldn’t, because they don’t have them for sale on there!
*Shaking my head* That will never, never do boys.

Now, I know they’re busy, and their focus is elsewhere, so inspiration hit me! What if I was to design some merch for them? What if I was to give them an idea or.. TEN?
Let me just say, I came up with so many more than TEN, so hey Marty, and Tim, if you’re interested contact me, I’ll send you a powerpoint of my other ideas *wink*.

Anyway, ready for my TOP TEN? Of course you are! *Grin*

10.) Gotta show some love to the Bananager! Admittedly I didn’t make this but it’s just a generalized idea, a stuffed banana, isn’t it the cutest?

9.) The Monkeyboggan!

8.) Sock Monkeys for each of the boys! I picked a few that could fit each of them (though they deserve their own sock monkey made in their likeness)

“Bouncy” Ben G:

Jackson “Johnny Bravo”:

Jerad “I’m Up To Something”:

Ben “Busy Hands” J:

Uncle “Face” Larry:

7.) The Monkeywear: Hey Men love the Monkeys too!:

6.) Monkties! Cute panties with Monkey sayings. You know I have to be honest, I really giggle at this, since I embarrassingly,referred to my girly bit, my *ahem* as a monkey the majority of my life, until I grew up, and you know,gave her a name :

5.) I want a Monkey to keep me warm! How about a Monkoodie!? :

4.) You’ve heard of the little black book? Pffft! Who needs it? Aspire to be just like Jackson, and have a “Bone Book”. Keep all of your public, and not so public numbers in this hot little slice of leather:

3.) Monkey Shaker anyone? I’ll keep my commentary to myself on this one since I can’t keep it even rated R. *laugh*:

2.) Hey you Little Looker, you KNOW you want this shirt if you’re a true (as I call myself) a Monchichica! OR A Monkey Junkie (as they’re popularly coined):

Oh this one is my favorite, because I’m sure there are men all over the world, saying this aloud several dozen times per day, and it just is begging to be made!

1.) For every man who has a girl that loves the 100 Monkeys:

See, cute right?
You guys would buy this stuff, yeah?
So write em, tell them that Willow Raine has some terrific ideas, and they should market them, so they can make some dough!

[[Images were found on google images, and are not courtesy of TEN,
HOWEVER any of the designs on the merch was coined by Willow Raine of TEN]]