Top TEN Halloween Costumes
Posted by WillowRaine on October 4, 2009
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I could have done the typical or celebrity costumes, COULD have, but then, it wouldn’t be weird, and just as importantly, it wouldn’t be me.
So, instead I opted for the broad spectrum, from gross to idiotic, and not necessarily in any particular order.
10.) Edward Cullen: You know you want your boyfriend/husband to sparkle in the sun, roll him in this glitter and he will, oh and by the way it’s edible. That’s called a wise investment because you just flutter your eyelashes and tell him you’ll clean it all off of him when the party is over… with your mouth. 
9.) Taco!: I had to slide this in here because I know how some of my friends adore Tacos (not to name drop but Dion Roy, Taylor Blue, and Jodie Platz)
8.) Youtube Video: Really? Wow, step away from the computer and re-enter the real world with us. Part of me finds this clever, the other part of me goes, too much time on his hands..
7.) Shrek and Fiona: Oh my, it’s terrifying. How I wish the curse had been broken by true love’s first kiss.. or perhaps they haven’t kissed enough fro..oh wait.
6.) Boxed Wine: I’d love to say that he would be going home alone, dressed like that. But notice the ring. I bet she has more headaches than any other wife on the planet though…
what, boxed wine causes headaches.. it DOES.
5.) Caught Like A Rat: Oh my ..I don’t have the words but I bet PETA does.
4.) Chicken: “Well we’re out of cake, we only had three bits and didn’t expect such a rush!” “So my choice is..or death? Well I’ll have the chicken then,please.”
3.) Cat In The Hat: I do not like this in the hall, I do not like this, not any bits at all:
2.) Human Air-freshener: See, what happened here was his friends gave him this costume (which is scented btw) to drop him a huge hint to shower more often, he either considered it a thoughtful gift or an excuse NOT to shower, regardless he’s wearing it.
And the number one costume.. is terrifying. I never knew that chocolate could scare me, well I may never partake again.
Hungry? Better grab a …
anything but this!
1.) Snickers:
Tags: Funny, Halloween Costumes, Top Ten
Wow that chicken costume is awesome! I would probably wear it.