The One. The Only. Vampax.
Posted by WillowRaine on November 19, 2009
| 4 Comments
Since Twilight fever has hit, I have to be honest and say that I have thought of the most disturbing questions about vampires dating mortals.
I’ve also said that any woman worth her weight in salt, or with ANY ability whatsoever, would have been dead or changed within 15 minutes, but I digress.
When the following video was passed my way, my selfconsciousness was eased, because it was then, that I realized, I am not the only person who thought of those very common sense, yet personal and disturbing questions about the vampire/human relationship.
Watch:
Vampax because having your no no part smell like garlic is much better than being eaten …
Uhhh never mind.
Tags: Bella Cullen, Eclipse, Edward Cullen, Funny, New Moon, Spoof, Twilight








The video isn’t working for me, but I love the concept. Also, the last two lines of the article made my freakin’ day! XD
Got it working…
You can try again if you want.
Maybe it’s just my computer. It’s still not working.