TEN Gossip

Mischa Barton Floats on the Red Carpet

Posted by Jessica Rae on April 27, 2009 | No Comments

Oh, Mischa Barton. You dress in a way that always makes me frown a little bit. At least this last time at the BAFTA Television Awards for 2009 I frowned a little less than usual. I’m not sure where you got your modeling moves but I have a feeling they really only work on America’s Next Top Model.

While I’m unsure as to whether the gold near your neck is part of the dress or a separate necklace-piece, I enjoy it. I’m grateful you didn’t over accessorize the rest of your outfit. Although, isn’t your long navy dress looking a little lonley and boring? You’re very sleek and slim – we get that. In fact, in the second picture it looks like you’re someone out of a Harry Potter movie, floating along the red carpet.

And, the shoes? Red shoes? Is that snakeskin print? Beading? What is going on down there, and why?

The Bones’ “The Doctor in the Den” Fashion Surprise

Posted by Jessica Rae on April 3, 2009 | 5 Comments

I just finished watching the recent Bones episode The Doctor in the Den via Hulu.com. (You can watch The Doctor in the Den on Hulu, too!) The episode was pretty decent – I enjoyed the segment where a potential witness was put under hypnosis. I did NOT so much enjoy hearing the fact that if you die in your home a typical housecat will eat you before you’re cold! WHAT! Not my cat, and not Taylor’s, either!

Near the end of the episode, something shocking happened. A two-hit whammy of unexpected, atrocious outfits! First, Bones walked in wearing some sort of army straight jacket that I can picture a clueless ANTM (America’s Next Top Model) contestant wearing. THEN, Cam appeared wearing a black-on-black outfit with a ridiculous leather jacket (the lapels are way too huge). And the entire time, they were trying to say serious (SRUZ!) stuff, but it was almost lost on me because the outfits were silently screaming at me! Yes, I hear voices.