“This heart didn’t come with instructions.” -John Mayer Twittering about his break up with Jennifer Aniston on Monday. (Those are the most beautiful words ever, I plan on finding his post on Twitter and commenting on it.)
John Mayer was cornered by TMZ the other day, and he decided he would talk about the breakup between Jennifer Aniston and him. BUT, he like anyone should have realized he should have stopped after he said that he ended the relationship. He might as well have said, “I loved the s*x with Jennifer, she was good in bed. But I was bored with her and I didn’t want to waste her time. So, I broke up with her.”
“If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody,†Mayer said. “Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met.
“She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life and I’m going through something that’s a very personal thing and you have to give that up,†he said. “You have to give everything up because you can’t have it all and it sucks.â€
“I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting,†the 30-year-old added. “But it’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.â€
Mayer reflected on the situation as “the most normal thing in the world – There’s no lying, there’s no cheating. There’s no nothing.
“People are different, they have different chemistry, they have different lives,†he said. “It’s not about years, it’s about going out with somebody, being truthful on the way in, being truthful in the middle and being truthful on the way out.â€
Again John, I love you, I wouldn’t mind if you had some groupies on the side, as long as you called me your girl, I’de be good.