So, I’ve been slack, it’s been a while since I’ve hit you with a Top TEN. I know, I know, I promise I’ll try to do better.
However, I have to say, I couldn’t have come up with anything much sexier to give you (that doesn’t have to be covered that is) than the Top Ten Most Incredible Pairs of Hands. So,without further adieu or more incessant,useless rambling from yours truly, here they are:
10.) Shane West: Landon from “A Walk to Remember” turned hottie Rocker for the band Jonny Was:
9.) Johnny Depp:”I may have a feather duster down my pants.” (And I know a lot of women that would like to find out.)
8.) Jonathan Brandis: My second childhood crush, I believe. Unfortunately,he’s no longer with us. 1976-2003.
7.) Eddie Izzard: How he longs for a grapefruit, but always manages to find time for a manicure We love him.
6.) Criss Angel: Slight of hand anyone? As it applies to Criss, yes please and thank you. I’m sure that Taylor Blue would agree.
5.) Chris Martin: Coldplay guitarist, his hands speak for themselves.
4.) Tori Amos: She’s beautiful, talented and her hands are amazing.
3.) Justin Timberlake: Meet the hands behind the man that brought sexy back.
2.) Jackson Rathbone:”You know that song, ‘If a body catch a body comin’ through the rye’?…” I merely hope, if there is a catcher,(as opposed to just a body meeting a body) that Jay could be mine.
and my number one pair of the most incredible pairs of hands belongs to someone that I have had the fortune of meeting and spending a bit of time with. I can embarrassingly admit that I was drawn to him far before I knew he was “famous” but I digress. His hands captivate me..
1.) Ben Graupner: You all know him from 100 Monkeys, I’m sure. Before I knew him as Ben G from the Monkeys, I knew him as “Wow, who is that? He is so amazing”.
[Ben Graupner Photo taken by Jodie Platz, all other images courtesy of google images, none are the sole property of Ten Gossip]
You all know, that I, Willow Raine, LOVE guys who wear eyeliner, it is a huge weakness of mine. Once upon a time, the prerequisites for the boyfriend position was 1.)You had to play the guitar, 2.)You had to wear eyeliner. I know, trust me, and though my tastes have evolved to “Seduce my mind and you can have my body, Find my soul and I’m yours forever” mentality, I still adore guys who wear eyeliner.
I had some help with this list, I’d like to give thanks to Ten Gossip’s own Taylor Blue and my favorite photographer JODIE PLATZ. They definitely reminded me of a few people that I had missed.
10.) Nikki Sixx- Bass player for Motley Crue (Yes, they’re still around!):
9.) David Cook- American Idol winner, yes,but definitely not a cookie cutter artist:
8.) Jared Leto-From My So Called Life, to a “rocker”:
7.) Pete Wentz- Fall Out Boy:
6.) Dave Navarro- Jane’s Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers. He’s been Rockin’ the eyeliner for years..and doing it extremely well:
5.) Johnny Depp- Who wears eyeliner? “Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y’know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It’s in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I’m layin’ down?”
4.) Criss Angel- Mindfreak. He can Freak me, period:
3.) Eddie Izzard- “And uh, it’s – it’s male lesbian, that’s really where it is, ok? Because – it’s true! Cause most transvestites fancy girls. So – fancy women. So that’s where it is. So running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you’re up there. That’s where it is.”
2.) Adam Lambert- Yes, I still have “Lambertitis”, and I still enjoy every minute of it. His ability to wear eyeliner gives me chills:
And my number one pick for today,looks gorgeous with or without the eyeliner. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure he only rocks it for photoshoots, but I’d love to see it on him more often.
1.) Kellan Lutz- Will you wear it more often for me, Kel, please? I promise not to be “Miss Bossy Booty.” I’d even beg if you wanted *Wink*:
I’m not sure if I should be showing this but…Criss Angel did a demonstration with me. And for many of you it will be the first time you see what I look like, so I am a bit nervous about that! But, Criss did an awesome demonstration this year where he had a girls middle disappear. And now i can show you that it was me that he did that demonstration with. Enjoy!
(Would you like your face on there? Go to the A&E site and you can get Criss to do the demonstration with you.)
P.S. This actually looks nothing like me…why do they do these things so crappy??
A week or so ago, I wrote about Criss Angel’s Implosion Stunt saying that it totally looked fake. I know that he can get me a lot better than that. So, of course, Criss didn’t disappoint me. In the episode of the nail gun demonstration (I will talk about that one later!), he answered some questions and took a member out of the audience to hypnotize them and cut his arm in half. I honestly have to say if I was there in person I would have passed out to see it. The comments on YouTube say it was all set up but I have to say…I don’t care. He got me there…I totally thought it was real and have told about a million people about it. I’m glad he stepped it up. Let’s hope the whole season is like this.
Also, I know that doesn’t look like Criss Angel. My kids were watching this show with me and my daughter kept saying…That’s not Criss…I want to see Criss…LOL
A new season of Mindfreak started a couple weeks ago. I love Criss Angel, I really do. He always seems to freak my mind, but this year I’m not feeling it. It just seems really staged all the time. In this implosion stunt it was staged up to his yin yang. Would it have been really exciting if he got up to the helicopter in time? So of course messing up on something he has been doing his whole life was way more fun and dramatic. I hope the rest of the season you can step it up Criss…it seems like you are holding back this year.
UPDATE: Footage from a helicopter at the demonstration explaining how the stunt might have been done.