Since Twilight fever has hit, I have to be honest and say that I have thought of the most disturbing questions about vampires dating mortals.
I’ve also said that any woman worth her weight in salt, or with ANY ability whatsoever, would have been dead or changed within 15 minutes, but I digress.
When the following video was passed my way, my selfconsciousness was eased, because it was then, that I realized, I am not the only person who thought of those very common sense, yet personal and disturbing questions about the vampire/human relationship.
Let me preface this post with this: I know that not everyone will agree with me, and that’s okay, because if we all had the same exact tastes, the world would be rather boring. I’ll also say if you want to include your sexiest men in a comment, that would be very much appreciated, and I may add them in a revision to the Top TEN Sexiest Men post for next time!
Alright kiddies, are you ready for some candy?
10.) David Boreanaz: What a sexy Angel He is:
9.) Ryan Reynolds: He makes me wanna learn the words to “Oh Canada”:
8.) Ryan Phillippe: “you know what would be super-duper sexy? If you lost all the clothes.” I concur Ryan.. so.. go ahead, we’ll wait:
7.) Jonny Lang: He can “Lie to Me” all he wants, as long as he sings to me. I bet Taylor Blue agrees:
6.) Charlie Hunnam: “A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind.” I’d be willing to help him find that passion…Just sayin’.
5.) Kellan Lutz: “I want a good girl, who can be a little bad.” Oh Kellan, do I have a list for you!:
4.) Ian Somerhalder: “Oh because I wear a ring, and I live in the really real world where vampires burn in the sun.” That one line made me love him. BUT I have to admit, he’s up here because of Taylor Blue’s unwavering ability to try to convince me of his sexy!:
3.) Paul Wesley: *Grrrrowl* That is all.
2.) Robert Pattinson: “My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.” Care to be someone’s addiction, Rob? I think it’d do you some good:
Okay, and now for the number you’ve all been waiting for.. I bet you think you know who I chose right? Well… you’re probably right. However, I decided to technically involve all of the band… so here’s to saying that ALL 100 Monkeys are SMOKIN’ HOT!
1.)From Left to right: Ben Johnson,Jerad Anderson,Jackson Rathbone,Ben Graupner:
[[All images are courtesy of Google images and are NOT the sole property of TEN gossip]]
I am a huge Kellan Lutz fan, I think that it’s obvious by my posts. But I still think that Jackson Rathbone doesn’t get enough credit either. In the video after the jump the cast members Kellan, Jackson, Nikki Reed, Elisabeth Reaser and Ashley Greene talk about how they were always hanging out with each other in Vancouver while filming the Twilight Saga. I have to say that as much as I adored watching Kellan and his super cute dimples Jackson stole the show.
I was perusing the 100 Monkeys site today, you can find it right here: OOH OHH AH AH! and do you know what I realized?
That even if I wanted to purchase certain things, like say, a T-shirt or bumper sticker, I couldn’t, because they don’t have them for sale on there!
*Shaking my head* That will never, never do boys.
Now, I know they’re busy, and their focus is elsewhere, so inspiration hit me! What if I was to design some merch for them? What if I was to give them an idea or.. TEN?
Let me just say, I came up with so many more than TEN, so hey Marty, and Tim, if you’re interested contact me, I’ll send you a powerpoint of my other ideas *wink*.
Anyway, ready for my TOP TEN? Of course you are! *Grin*
10.) Gotta show some love to the Bananager! Admittedly I didn’t make this but it’s just a generalized idea, a stuffed banana, isn’t it the cutest?
9.) The Monkeyboggan!
8.) Sock Monkeys for each of the boys! I picked a few that could fit each of them (though they deserve their own sock monkey made in their likeness)
“Bouncy” Ben G:
Jackson “Johnny Bravo”:
Jerad “I’m Up To Something”:
Ben “Busy Hands” J:
Uncle “Face” Larry:
7.) The Monkeywear: Hey Men love the Monkeys too!:
6.) Monkties! Cute panties with Monkey sayings. You know I have to be honest, I really giggle at this, since I embarrassingly,referred to my girly bit, my *ahem* as a monkey the majority of my life, until I grew up, and you know,gave her a name :
5.) I want a Monkey to keep me warm! How about a Monkoodie!? :
4.) You’ve heard of the little black book? Pffft! Who needs it? Aspire to be just like Jackson, and have a “Bone Book”. Keep all of your public, and not so public numbers in this hot little slice of leather:
3.) Monkey Shaker anyone? I’ll keep my commentary to myself on this one since I can’t keep it even rated R. *laugh*:
2.) Hey you Little Looker, you KNOW you want this shirt if you’re a true (as I call myself) a Monchichica! OR A Monkey Junkie (as they’re popularly coined):
Oh this one is my favorite, because I’m sure there are men all over the world, saying this aloud several dozen times per day, and it just is begging to be made!
1.) For every man who has a girl that loves the 100 Monkeys:
See, cute right?
You guys would buy this stuff, yeah?
So write em, tell them that Willow Raine has some terrific ideas, and they should market them, so they can make some dough!
[[Images were found on google images, and are not courtesy of TEN,
HOWEVER any of the designs on the merch was coined by Willow Raine of TEN]]
I know I am not writing about the Twilight Saga at all but I had to post these pictures of Peter Facinelli. I can’t believe how much they have changed Carlisle. I wonder if this is what he will look like with all his makeup on. I wonder if it looks weird to me because I’m so used to him with dark hair now.
Peter tweeted how he was in the woods and could finally use the fight training that he has been going through.
At work on Eclipse.Playing in the woods again.Time 2 Put the fight training to work. Getting on a plane to NY later tonight.
I still think he lives on a plane. He spends a lot of time up in the air.
Kellan Lutz was seen at LAX airport too yesterday. It seems like Kellan has bulked up quite a bit. He must be working out like crazy while he’s been in Vancouver. The other day Peter Facinelli posted on his Twitter that he talked Kellan into doing yoga with him after Kellan had already worked out two other times that day. He’s quite the trooper.
Kellan also left a message on Peter’s twitter stream, I thought it was quite adorable.
Hey it’s Kellan.Sitting here at dinner with Fach. Thanks for making me a trending topic. Don’t know what that is but it sounds cool.luv ya
This should prove that he doesn’t have at Twitter account now. But I must admit that Kellan sure got alot of words crammed in there with the 140 character limit.
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