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Kenneth Parcel Talks About Bread to Insult Tracy Jordan, Yay!

Posted by Jessica Rae on January 7, 2009 | No Comments

Come journey with me to the world of Kenneth Parcel. It’s a scary world, but not very dangerous. You’ll be safe. I think. I make no promises, okay? Do you have insurance?

Isn’t that so cute? It’s like he has an inner game show host inside of him. I love when the spotlight dances around. I think Jack McBrayer should start doing voiceovers for everything! People will buy anything he sells.

I DO know a loaf of bread that was arrested for loitering. True story. Sad story, actually. That loaf of bread buttered himself. HAHA. …What are you saing, Kenneth is funnier than moi? That’s ridiculous! Go watch 30 Rock then, psh.

P.S. This Thursday Salma Hayek guest stars on 30 Rock.