When I decided to do this post, I knew it was going to take a lot of hard work, and if I, Willow Raine, am ANYTHING, it’s a hard worker. So, I spent hours, with some help, pouring over picture, after picture of bulge, after bulge, (*whispering* and some that couldn’t be classified as such).
All I know is, I am spent. It’s going to take, one, two, three showers to wash all of this, grime away, I am a dirty, dirty girl.
But I digress.
So, here are my top TEN bulges, approved by Taylor Blue, Jodie, and Spider.
For your viewing pleasure:
I have to include an honorable mention to little Tay Tay:Taylor Lautner, though I will NOT put a picture up here for all you ladies that are old enough to be his mama,to fawn over,(or worse) I will say that when he turns 18 there will be “hallelujah” parties all over the world.
10.) Aaron Tippin: (This one is for Mommy Kaye):
9.) Jake Gyllenhaal:
8.) Zac Efron:
7.) Jared Padalecki:
6.) Daniel Radcliffe:
5.) Antonio Sabato Jr.:
4.) Dryden Mitchell:
3.) Kellan Lutz:
2.) Adam Lambert:
and my number one post goes to the man who brought sexy back, and keeps reminding us why, every single day:
1.)“Thrustin’ Justin” Timberlake:
[[images courtesy of google images and Jodie Platz, not property of TEN gossip]]
The new TV Promos and stills for the movie The Open Road have been debuted. It stars Justin Timberlake and Jeff Bridges to name a few. In this heartwarming comedy, minor leaguer Carlton Garrett (Justin Timberlake) takes an unexpected road trip to track down his estranged father, legendary baseball player Kyle Garrett (Jeff Bridges) when Carlton’s mother (Mary Steenburgen) becomes sick. Knowing his charming yet painfully immature dad’s likelihood to disappoint, Carlton enlists his on-again-off-again girlfriend Lucy (Kate Mara) for emotional support. Once reunited, Carlton struggles to deal with the series of misadventures caused by his father’s antics, including missed flights, car trouble and bathroom brawls. Years of miscommunication, frustration and comically awkward attempts at bonding come to a head as the mismatched trio make their way from Ohio back home to Houston to reunite the family.
It hits theaters on August 28th in limited release. You can catch it in these towns/cities…Bella Vista., AR;
Bradenton, FL; Johnston, IA; Fort Wayne, IN; Saint Paul, MN; Greensboro, NC; Raleigh, NC; Franklin, TN; Madison, TN; Edinburg, TX; El Paso, TX; Houston, TX; Los Angeles, CA; Corpus Christi/Portland, TX.
Justin Timberlake sure knows how to ‘play’ up a camera, and in these Givenchy ads it’s no exception. Justin shows just exactly how hard it is to be a model at the Givenchy site. I wonder how many men will be going out to buy this fragrance, I’m sure all the women would love their men to smell just like JT.
And you can even get the ads as wallpaper, you can click the pictures below for those.
Yes, I jumped on the Sexy Back train along time ago, but seeing these pictures of Justin Timberlake and his Harley Davidson motorcycle were too irresistible not to share. And I have to admit, I like his solo career.
Justin gave a smile to the paparazzi after he was leaving Cafe Med after having a fancy lunch. Men, leather and motorcycles, they are a great combination.
I am so happy to see Justin Timberlake back on the big screen! In his new movie, The Open Road, which opens in select theaters on August 28th, he realizes the value of father/son relationships…and enjoying the ride.
In this heartwarming comedy, minor leaguer Carlton Garrett (Justin Timberlake) takes an unexpected road trip to track down his estranged father, legendary baseball player Kyle Garrett (Jeff Bridges) when Carlton’s mother (Mary Steenburgen) becomes sick. Knowing his charming yet painfully immature dad’s likelihood to disappoint, Carlton enlists his on-again-off-again girlfriend Lucy (Kate Mara) for emotional support. Once reunited, Carlton struggles to deal with the series of misadventures caused by his father’s antics, including missed flights, car trouble and bathroom brawls. Years of miscommunication, frustration and comically awkward attempts at bonding come to a head as the mismatched trio make their way from Ohio back home to Houston to reunite the family.
I pretty much grew up without a father around. I know movies like this always make me wonder what life would have been like if I did have a dad.
I have to admit something, that isn’t a big secret to anyone who has known me for five minutes, I LOVE guitarists. There is something so sensual, and sexy, about a man that can play.
10.) Stevie Ray Vaughan- (October 3, 1954 – August 27, 1990)- Ranked Number 7 on the list of 100 Greatest Guitarists in Rolling Stone (2003), and Number 3 on the list of Wildest Guitar Heroes in Classic Rock Magazine (2007):
9.) Kurt Cobain-(February 20, 1967 – c. April 5, 1994)- Lead Singer,Songwriter, and Guitarist of Nirvana that was known for popularizing a subgenre of alternative rock, that we refer to as grunge. (I wasn’t a huge fan of Nirvana, or Kurt, but I have to give him props here for several reasons):
8.) Jason Michael Carroll- Born in Texas (apparently, I need to move there, Texas= sexy) and raised in Raleigh,NC (Much closer to me), he won the local talent competition “Gimme The Mic” and hasn’t looked back. He is a sweetheart to boot, I have met him more than once, and spoken to him on the phone.. he made me fall in love with the word “Darlin”:
7.) John Rzeznik-You’ll PROBABLY best know him as the frontman for the GooGoo Dolls, but he’s also a producer, and guitarist. Either way, he performs in his bare feet.. and I think that is oddly sexy:
6.) Justin Moore- Lead vocals, rhythm guitar for the awesome band Ingram Hill. My JoJo introduced me to them, and she is also the one who provided the Kick A** photo of him. You should check out her other amazing photography (JODIE PLATZ):
5.) Chad Kroeger- Provides lead vocals and guitar for the band NickelBack, he is just sultry and sexy:
4.) Trent Reznor- Songwriter,producer,multi-instrumentalist, You’ll have heard of Nine Inch Nails, yes? (That’s him) The LA Times cites him as “one of the most acclaimed creative figures of his generation of music” ..CLOSER..does it get any sexier?:
3.) Justin Timberlake- Was the lead singer for N’Sync, don’t even try it, you know you loved them. They’re adorable. But I digress, he has an extremely successful solo career now, and plays guitar damn well:
2.) Robert Pattinson- Yeah,yeah we know..Twilight..Edward Cullen..yeah.. BUT he plays guitar, and sings, both with soul:
My number one guitarist, you’ll know hands down if you have paid any attention to my other off handed remarks in my posts about my adoration, of this man. Not to mention my love of his HANDS.
The way he moves his hands could almost send me into a trance, it’s so rhythmic, and beautiful.
1.) Jackson Rathbone- I may not get to see him play in Chicago, but I will get to meet him, and personally, October can’t come soon enough:
[Images taken from google images not property of TEN Gossip and special thanks to Jodie Platz]
