Mariah Carey has made me mad at Dior, of all things! I love Dior, but the Ugg-like, bright red, feathered boots by Dior that Mariah Carey wore recently… What can we say about them? They certainly call attention to your feet. Which would be better if they didn’t make your feet/ankles look so puffy. The reason for the feathers boggles my mind, but I have a feeling that when Jessica Simpson sees these she’ll be ordering her very own pair with glee.

Despite being cold, Carey has to show off her cleavage – it’s in her life contract with God. I guess the only thing I can say at this point is…why couldn’t she at least have worn a little blush? Not like one more element (especially a good one) could possibly be overkill. Yowza!