TEN Gossip » 30 Rock http://tengossip.com Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:52:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Kenneth Parcell of 30 Rock Keeps Me Current (And Laughing Embarrassingly Loudly…) http://tengossip.com/2009/03/31/kenneth-parcell-of-30-rock-keeps-me-current-and-laughing-embarrassingly-loudly/ http://tengossip.com/2009/03/31/kenneth-parcell-of-30-rock-keeps-me-current-and-laughing-embarrassingly-loudly/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:19:56 +0000 Jessica Rae http://tengossip.com/?p=4667 Kenneth Parcell of 30 Rock has a weakness for bubble wrap (and why shouldn’t he?)! My favorite part may be that he feels so guilty and tries to be stealthy that in order to get over by the bubble wrap he makes a paper airplane and throws it over there so he has to retrieve it. But Kenneth, don’t worry – no one can resist bubble wrap! It’s scientifically proven that the stuff wants to be popped! At least in my head, it has. It’s sinful not to, in fact. The devilish stuff fools around with your brain and sense of morales.

Fear not, Kenneth. You are of good stock! Of course…in this case the bubble wrap seems to be akin to catnip for you… (You’ve lost friends to snorkling, really?) BTW, blaming gypsies is the oldest trick in the book. My grandparents used to scare me about them coming inside if I didn’t lock the door! And they totally only came in when I left the light on with a note saying I had cookies inside!

In this segment, Kenneth impersonates people! Like Liz! “Okay writers, let’s do writing!” Lmao. That kills me.  He also impersonates Jack and Tracy with odd professionalism. I love the way Lutz fools Kenneth.

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Tracy Jordan of TGS has new answers for us in his ‘Dear Tracy Jordan’ segment! He talks about: Thoughts on apples (No fruit racisim is allowed – that is wise!), Jellybean fantasies &  Swallowing spiders. It’s a short little vid that reminds you to smile, even though it’s Monday.

There is also a new ‘Kenneth the Web Page’ installment. See how Kenneth Parcell always gets what he wants using his very sneaky methods! (Although, the banana he ends up getting looks rather green, I don’t know that I’d want it.)

30 Rock airs on Thursdays on NBC.

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I rated this five stars because golly, he deserves it!  30 Rock is on NBC Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. EST.

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Show your true love to your valentine(s) by sending a 30 Rock Valentine’s Day Ecard. The above is my favorite, but there are four in total to choose from over on NBC.com. Perhaps you will take a less defeatist sort of attitude than I have, eh?

If you have a lackluster desktop on your computer why don’t you consider using one of the 30 rock desktop backgrounds? No freaking out – there are different screen sizes available for different computers. Who knew that ’semen del toro’ could be so fun?

I hope you guys have a Happy Valentine’s Day, and get some of those chocolate-covered strawberries because Mmm, those are good. Get me some too, eh? And Taylor. We need them. We’ve been good gals all year! Oh, is that a different holiday? Well, psh! Fine, we’ve been very naughty and we don’t care! We’ll STEAL the strawberries!

]]> http://tengossip.com/2009/02/08/send-your-valentine-a-30-rock-valentines-day-ecard/feed/ 3 Kenneth Parcel Talks About Bread to Insult Tracy Jordan, Yay! http://tengossip.com/2009/01/07/kenneth-parcel-talks-about-bread-to-insult-tracy-jordan-yay/ http://tengossip.com/2009/01/07/kenneth-parcel-talks-about-bread-to-insult-tracy-jordan-yay/#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:08:57 +0000 Jessica Rae http://tengossip.com/?p=2831 Come journey with me to the world of Kenneth Parcel. It’s a scary world, but not very dangerous. You’ll be safe. I think. I make no promises, okay? Do you have insurance?

Isn’t that so cute? It’s like he has an inner game show host inside of him. I love when the spotlight dances around. I think Jack McBrayer should start doing voiceovers for everything! People will buy anything he sells.

I DO know a loaf of bread that was arrested for loitering. True story. Sad story, actually. That loaf of bread buttered himself. HAHA. …What are you saing, Kenneth is funnier than moi? That’s ridiculous! Go watch 30 Rock then, psh.

P.S. This Thursday Salma Hayek guest stars on 30 Rock.

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