10.) Julia Roberts: “Pretty Woman”, yes, she absolutely is:

9.)Eva Mendes: Her mouth exudes sensuality:

8.)Will Smith: His smile could send one on, the “Pursuit of Happyness” :

7.)Vin Diesel: Triple X, that’s all I’m saying:

6.)Angelina Jolie: Her mouth is as beautiful as her soul:

5.)Emily Browning: The kind of lips women pay for:

4.)Paul Walker: “When my scenes come up, I close my eyes. It’s so painful.” (You close your eyes Paul, and Taylor Blue will distract you lol)

3.)Kellan Lutz: You all KNOW the physical ache I feel for this man, and actually as I was typing this I accidentally typed Kellan Lust. Yes, I’ll admit it:

2.)Shannon Tweed: Beautiful woman, all the way around, with amazing lips.

And my number one, as if there could be any doubt, belongs to the man, the one person on this planet that I consider to have the most perfect mouth, smile, lips (yes they are all 3 different entities to me):

1.)JACKSON RATHBONE: My JAXXX *Dreamy sigh*
Every set of lips in the Universe, pale in comparison to his.

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I have been seeing these pictures all day and finally I got a chance to post them here. Brad Pitt took three of his kids, Shiloh, Zahara and Pax to see The Little Mermaid on Broadway Wednesday night. It looks like Pax enjoyed the drinks that they had at the play, and Shiloh is so adorable now. For sure I think she looks like a mini-Brad.

The Jolie-Pitt family is in New York because mom, Angelina Jolie, is filming her new movie Salt there.

[Images by Ron Asadorian / Splash News]

Unless you live under a rock or um, very large snail shell – you probably know that Jennifer Aniston bashed Sex and the City in December’s issue of Vogue Magazine bashed. And this is interesting! Because first you might think ‘geez, that takes balls’ – but then again, can’t she have an opinion? Not everyone can love everything. And I think it’s very possible that Aniston didn’t like the Carrie/Big cheating story arc (and the fact that they then ended up together) which mimics her real life a little too much. Basically, Aniston is free to like or dislike the show and/or movie. I happened to love the show and then greatly disliked the movie. But let us speak of more fun things…

If we could hear the SATC girls in this picture, after hearing what Aniston had to say…it might go something like this:

Kristin Davis: “Oh, it’s just so horrible for Jen – about Brad and Angelina.”

Kim Cattrall: “Kristen, it happened freaking eons ago, and Jennifer doesn’t want to be seen as a victim so don’t go on some sort of rant about this where you…”

Davis: “She’s not a victim, I just feel badly for her! I’m an empathic person, you never understood that. You never understood me! You never wanted to.”

Sarah Jessica Parker: “Kristin, maybe you should save this rerun rant for our group therapy okay? Now listen, I do feel bad for Jen too, but it was rude to insult our show in Vogue. It was a cheap shot. I’m angry about this. And hurt. Deeply hurt. I’m deeply angry and deeply hurt. And I don’t know why I’m standing like this but I’m afraid to move and risk falling over.”

Cattrall: “Don’t cry Sarah, you’re wearing a lot of eye makeup. Now, if I stand like this, do I appear slimmer?”

Cynthia Nixon: “Okay – I have to speak up now. For God sakes Kim, why did you let them dress you like The Great Pumpkin, with ruffles and all?”

Cattrall: “Sorry, we can’t all dress like we’re at a funeral Ms. Black Dress of Supreme Importance.”

Parker: “Can we not fight here? We said we weren’t going to fight.”

Davis: “Yea, besides, it’s Jennifer Aniston that’s the enemy!”

Parker: “I thought you were on her side?”

Davis:“I changed my mind because I remembered I wanted her part in Marley & Me. She stole it. Then again, Angelina Jolie stole her husband so I guess I can’t blame her for acting out like this…”

Nixon: “Why would you want to work with Owen Wilson and a dog, anyway?”

Davis: “I’ve already sunk low enough to work with Tim Allen in The Shaggy Dog. Do you not watch any of the movies I do?!”

Cattrall: “Oh please. Like ANY of you watched Ice Princess?”

Parker: “…I think I will do a movie with Jennifer Aniston to force her to like me. I’m charming and lovely, she can’t resist. Once I befriend her I will have to give her some style tips, and then she will learn to be healed through my powers.”

Davis: “Oh, then let’s ask her to join us in our power yoga classes, and to cameo in our next Sex and the City movie!”

Parker/Nixon/Cattrall in unison: “We’re not doing another movie!”

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I happen to have the December ‘08 issue of Vogue in front of me. What is interesting is that Aniston just completed a movie called He’s Just Not That into You which is (follow me here) based on a book which was actually based on a quote from a Sex and the City episode. Apparently Aniston has ‘complicated’ feelings about the movie. Which might translate to ’she’ll see how it’s received by the public before pulling a Katherine Heigl (see: Knocked Up - but don’t actually SEE it) and saying she hated the movie’. She surprisingly said ‘You did?’ when Vogue writer Jonathan Van Meter told her that he enjoyed He’s Just Not That into You.

It appears she liked her sole part of the movie, but nothing else. She told Vogue, “I liked my story line, but…I don’t know. I don’t…like…girls…whining…and complaining…about…wanting a man! I never liked Sex and the City, the kind of thing where women only feel empowered once they find the Man. It’s just not up my alley. I don’t believe in it. There is nothing you can control about love.”

Well, while, like I said, I didn’t like the SATC movie (which did stray from the core mission statement of the TV show) – the show itself was not about girls whining and thinking they must have a man. It just wasn’t. To generalize all of those seasons and an entire phenomenon as a show about girls whining is majorly ridiculous. Not everyone is a fan of Sex and the City, sure. They don’t have to be. It just seems odd to dislike the show for reasons that aren’t even true.

And if Aniston really hates this type of stuff, then what was she doing on Friends, making like, a million bucks an episode to be Rachel Green who often did whine about love (Ross). Was that only okay because the show didn’t focus only on just female leads? Ugh. I don’t even want to get into any of that.

– Tangent about Angelina Jolie — While I know that Brad Pitt broke up with Aniston for Angelina Jolie I guess I never realized how it exactly happened – and to be honest, didn’t care that much. But, right in print here, I can see that Pitt and Jolie were cheating together and that these times of their ‘first love’ have been documented by Jolie, herself – which is unbelievably tacky. I mean, am I wrong or do you just NOT need to talk about how great it was when you met your husband while you snuck around behind his wife’s back – in a national publication?! Tell your friends, but leave it out of Vogue, Jolie.

Angelina Jolie took her son, Maddox, out toy shopping in New Orleans today. There is a rumor that Angelina is three months pregnant but I’m not sure if I see a baby bump here. I think she looks great and happy!

[Images by Aaron St. Clair / Splash News]

Can you guess who these stars were before they were famous? I love seeing how they have grown up into respectable (sorta) people.

It just seems like the Jolie-Pitts were in New Orleans and now they have jetted off to France. It’s crazy how much air time the kids have accumulated. I bet they don’t even get air sick anymore.

Just the other day Angelina Jolie was talking with the press about the babies…here’s what she said…

“It’s so much fun but it’s very hard work. The kids are forming beautiful friendships. They’re teammates and they’re very loving to the babies.

“The twins are just the sweetest little things. They lay next to each other. They’re starting to smile a lot. Knox looks like Brad and Vivienne looks more like me. They are developing interesting personalities. Knox seems more relaxed and Vivienne is more loud.”

And my favorite quote of all…

“I feel so blessed that every day I wake up and I live with my favorite people in the world and my best friend.”

…All 7 of them.

[Images by KCSPresse / Splash News]

Now that Angelina Jolie is in the USA the kids and her probably couldn’t wait to go to their favorite Cheetos store in New Orleans. I guess the twins are too young yet to eat Cheetos. This looks so familiar from the last time they were there! They still look really cute though. They even needed two bodyguards to help them get around.

P.S. Thanks to AmyGrindhouse for pointing me toward the new picture program. These are here because of her. Let’s see if you can top my acceptance speech??

[Images by Splash News]

The Jolie-Pitts and the Cruises are two of the most influental families of all time…and now Life & Style says they are feuding.

Although the two couples are living on different continents at the moment, that hasn’t stopped them from being competitive. Though reps for Tom and Katie deny a feud, “Brad’s and Angelina’s careers have taken off,” a Cruise family insider tells Life & Style. “It seems as though Tom’s always trying to compete with Brad, and that’s a difficult job.”

After all, Brad, 44, and Angie, 33, are seen as Hollywood’s golden couple. “All the negative press Tom gets over Scientology and the rumors about how his relationship with Katie was fake have left him with the sense that he’s not, you know, as beloved anymore,” says an insider close to the couple. And Brad has these causes — save the children, rebuild New Orleans, donate to charity — while Angelina’s practically St. Angelina these days. How do you compete with that?” In fact, the insider says, Tom has started to kid that he’s past his prime: “He’ll turn to Katie and joke, ‘It’s up to you now, kid!’ He’ll laugh, but it’s a worry, too, like he’s tapping into some insecurity.”

Do you really think these two are fighting, or is it just made up for the media? I know that these two families are always in the news. I think they are secretly best friends!

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise are featured in this week’s Star Magazine. This is how they are compared…

Shiloh’s Life:

• Hand-me-downs
• Cookie monster
• Twin dollies
• Free spirit

Suri’s Life:

• $$$ Designer duds
• Still a bottle baby
• Security blanket
• Calls the shots

I’m thinking I would like to be Shiloh…I love to be a cookie monster! Here are the scans from the magazine.

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Star Magazine has the cutest cover and story of the week…we all love to hear about how kids are when they go meet their new siblings. Here are some of the details…

She’s a big sister now! And Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was on her best — and sweetest — behavior when she was introduced to her new twin siblings the day after their emotional delivery on July 12.

As her weary parents, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, beamed with pride, the wide-eyed 2-year-old greeted tiny brother Knox Leon and sister Vivienne Marcheline with smiles and kisses.

“They weren’t planning on having Shiloh see Angie and the babies so soon, but she couldn’t sleep or eat until she saw her Mommy,” an insider tells Star.

As Angie, 33, held the newborns, Shiloh first stared then smiled. She was put on the bed next to them and kissed them on the forehead.

And big sister, Shiloh, had gifts for the twins too, but you have to read the magazine to find out. I would for sure be buying this issue stat.

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