My Dearest Robert: Ideas to Combat Boredom!
Posted by WillowRaine on April 23, 2009 | 3 Comments
As most of you know, my..I meant, the incredible, Robert Pattinson, says he spends his time at home (because he never does ANYTHING) experimenting with things to put in the microwave. I thought that I’d help give him a few ideas. Though, admittedly, there is only so much stuff you can put in there before you get into trouble, or start a fire *laugh* and yours truly won’t go into everything she has put into that appliance, oh no. So, this post has now evolved from just “cool things to microwave” into goofy ideas to keep one from being bored. I thought Rob would appreciate them, and my sense of humor. Without further adieu, if you are looking for cool things to microwave, Rob go HERE or HERE! They’re actually very creative ideas. Although, they didn’t mention or show rather, some of the cool foods that I suggest. So, here is my “food” list of microwavable fun! Eggs (any way you choose to do them, they’re fun), marshmallows, Banana IN the peel, Hot dogs, Ice Cream, Canned biscuits (take them out of the can of course), Cheeze Whiz (take the top off), Peeps,and someone very cool mentioned to me grapes and soap. I’d save the citrus fruits oranges and lemons for after you’ve microwaved all the other mess, they say lemons help clean the appliance, so that may be helpful even!
As for my other ideas to help you combat boredom Rob, I’d suggest the following, they all seemed amusing to me. Ready? I thought so!
*Learn to Hula Hoop
*Peep Jousting Click me!
*Peddle Your Peaches (if you figure this out, let me know)
*Blink wildly, then close your eyes for a light show
*Try NOT to think about cheese
*Take up Knitting
*Have a philosophical debate with yourself, about if there is in fact a wrong side to drink out of, on a round cup.
*Play yourself in Chess
*Pick a common word,make it the super secret word of the day and when people say it, scream and jump around!
*Invent conspiracy theories about why there are no reruns of The Wonder Years
*Dress up as Captain Jack Sparrow and try to figure out why the Rum is always gone
*Wear a Mullet wig and when accosted for it simply reply “It’s okay, I’m taking it back”
*Carry around a jar of orange marmalade and when anyone looks at you funny just say “Oh yeah baby,I totally am.”
*Dress in drag and do the Hula
Oh and of course, how could I ever forget, Robert, darlin’, you should watch Eddie Izzard (You tube him if you haven’t heard of him, he’s HILARIOUS), and anything Monty Python!
Alright, so I think I’ve given you enough ideas to help combat boredom for a couple of days, at any rate. There are so many more where those came from, trust me *laugh*. I’m not right, I know. Though, in my defense I never claimed to be, but I’m fun, and that has to count for something!
Tags: Bored, Eddie Izzard, Monty Python, Rob, Robert Pattinson, RPATZ
Filed Under: Celebrities
