This should be breaking news! I never thought I would ever have to report the news that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have split up. No details were given other than that they split. Rumors are flying on what the case might be. All I can think of is that now Jakey is single! It should be good news but I’m still sad. Yes, say what you want. But I am a fan of the both of them.

UPDATE: A rep told US Weekly that they didn’t split up. I’m not sure who to believe since People wouldn’t publish something like that without checking the sources. I will keep everyone updated to the story.

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Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, and Ginnifer Goodwin are starring in the new movie, He’s Just Not That Into You, that comes out tomorrow. They are Marie Claire magazine’s March 2009 cover girls. How cute do they look on the cover? In the interview in the magazine they talk about hookups, breakups, and the importance of girlfriends. Here are the highlights:

On the lamest break up line:
Drew Barrymore: Definitely the classic: “It’s not you, it’s me.”
Ginnifer Goodwin: Oh my gosh, I’ve dished that out, and I’ve taken it.
Jennifer Aniston: You cover all your bases with that one.
Drew: I hate getting “It’s not you, it’s me,” because I’m never gonna learn and grow from that. I don’t want to live on lies and smoke and mirrors and horseshit. No way.

On the first thing they do after a break up:
Drew: Head straight for the carbs. Macaroni and cheese. Kraft. Deluxe. The kind with the cheese you squeeze out of a bag that takes at least a month to pass through your body.
Jennifer: I don’t eat a lot. I go straight to my girlfriends, though.
Ginnifer: The first thing I do is call my little sister. She drops everything.
Drew: She parachutes in?
Ginnifer: Yes! I’ll call and say, “I’m breaking up right now, come get me.” She absolutely has picked me up from hookups, with coffee in hand. [At press time, Goodwin had just broken up with actor Chris Klein.]

On how they would choose to meet men if they weren’t celebrities:
Drew: Drunk in a bar. No, wait — kidding!
Jennifer: I’d have to be dragged out to places. Well, like I am now.
Marie Claire: No match.com? No Facebook?
Jennifer: No, no, no. The Internet freaks me out.
Ginnifer: I think it’s the devil. We’re pack animals! We’re supposed to be connecting face-to-face.
Jennifer: The Internet warps reality. If you’re an Internet person, real life will fall short of what you have been privy to online — sexually, emotionally. It’s so unreal and gives you this sense of order where there isn’t any. You can’t drag and paste life!

You can catch the rest of the interview in the magazine on news stands now.

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