The Hills premieres tomorrow and everyone is talking about the addition to Kristen Cavallari and how much she will be earning for this season’s stunt. Now we all remember that Lauren Conrad was paid $125,000 an episode so who on the cast even gets paid near that amount? Find out below.

– Kristin Cavallari, $90,000
– Audrina Patridge, $100,000
– Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, $100,000
– Heidi Montag, $100,000
– Spencer Pratt, $65,000
– Brody Jenner, $45,000

I wish that I could get an easy job like this. Especially for $90,000 an episode. Where do I sign up?

You can say what you want about The Hills but this is one damn fine cast picture. I don’t see anyone that isn’t good looking in this picture. The new season premiere is next Monday, April 6th.

“I actually thought last season was going to be my last,” [Lauren says]. “[But] the producers wanted to hopefully give the show some sort of closure and needed one more season. I didn’t have that much conflict in my life over the last few months.” She adds, “I think I only cry in one episode.”

I wonder how Heidi Montag’s pregnancy will fit into the story line?

I have to give props to the photographer of these shots though. The guys Spencer Pratt, Justin Bobby and Brody Jenner all look very hot. This season should be an exciting one. I’ll miss it not being on since it was one of my guilty pleasures.

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Here we have “celebrity couple” Brody Jenner and Playmate Jayde Nicole. Maybe they already broke up. That isn’t the point. The point is the dress! I mean, my God – do you see it? Oh, sorry, you can’t really escape the neon pink glow of that thing, now can you? This is the type of skanky dress with shotty structure an Evening Gown Barbie would have in the 80’s, and even back then I’d look at the construction and frown and sigh! I mean, maybe it’s glamorous for a Playmate…that’s…her ’style’. But oh boy, it’s skankalicious!

Who made this awful dress? Even better, the inside is silver. Some clothing construction student in high school might have made this, who knows. But when you have money, the idea is that you can spend it to look good, not tacky and cheap.  Photo from Splash News.

I have been watching The Hills…(hey I just noticed I have the same laptop as Lauren Conrad…OMG!!!) I still think that Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner totally need to get it on. But, who knows that might happen ‘off camera’ and we just don’t know about it.

Lauren thought she would show In Touch magazine the house that we all helped pay for…with their huge salaries! I love that house. I would like to be able to say that I have a guest house. I would really just like to be able to say I have a house…

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I saw this commercial on TV last night and I had to share it. I honestly think this commercial that Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner is almost better than all the acting in The Hills combined. AND, it features a song by Warrant. Who could ask for more?