Okay, I hate JavaGirl for doing this to me…but I think I have a crush on Robert Pattinson. Oh, and then Pink Sheep of the Family published a really hot picture of him staring into my soul all hot and stuff. I feel so horrible since he is so much younger than me.

Seventeen magazine asked 17 questions to Robert and here are his sexy answers:

When was your first kiss? 12.

Who’s your celebrity crush? Kristen Stewart (he stars in Twilight with her!)

What’s a girl fashion trend that confuses you? Ugg boots! (It confuses me too, don’t worry!)

What’s the girly movie you secretly love? Pippi Longstocking. (I have watched that a million times!)

What’s your TV guilty pleasure? American Idol and X Factor.

Who would play you in the movie version of your life? I’d play it because I probably won’t be employed after this.

What’s your dream job? Being a pianist.

If you could trade places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be? Someone who has lots of respect or power. George Bush, possibly. (Respect?? George Bush?? WTF???)

Who in your family are you closest to? My dog, Patty. (I love guys with dogs!)

What’s your favorite Website? YouTube (Not TEN Gossip…awwww)

What’s the fast food you can’t live without? I like all fast food, but my favorite is probably In-N-Out Burger.

What’s your worst habit? Speaking too much. (I have that problem too!)

What’s the last song you listened to on your iPod? I don’t remember the exact song, but it was something James Brown from the Black Caesar sound track. (My last song, Electric Feel by MGMT!)

What’s the last thing you bought? Toilet paper.

What did you dream about last night? Kristen [Stewart].

How much money is in your wallet right now? Thousands of dollars. (I need to meet this guy!)

Fill in the blank: When I was 17, I was ____________. So much cooler because I knew less about myself.

[Images by Tonya Wise / London Ent /Splash News]