Since Twilight fever has hit, I have to be honest and say that I have thought of the most disturbing questions about vampires dating mortals.
I’ve also said that any woman worth her weight in salt, or with ANY ability whatsoever, would have been dead or changed within 15 minutes, but I digress.
When the following video was passed my way, my selfconsciousness was eased, because it was then, that I realized, I am not the only person who thought of those very common sense, yet personal and disturbing questions about the vampire/human relationship.
It’s been awhile since there has been a Jackie Chan movie out. I know that he’s awesome in movies and I can’t wait to see this one, The Spy Next Door. It is set to hit the theaters in January 15th, 2010. The unofficial synopsis goes like this: While babysitting his neighbor’s children, a mild-mannered guy winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code.
See the trailer below. This movie stars Jackie Chan, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez. It really looks like a fun movie!
I could have done the typical or celebrity costumes, COULD have, but then, it wouldn’t be weird, and just as importantly, it wouldn’t be me.
So, instead I opted for the broad spectrum, from gross to idiotic, and not necessarily in any particular order.
10.) Edward Cullen: You know you want your boyfriend/husband to sparkle in the sun, roll him in this glitter and he will, oh and by the way it’s edible. That’s called a wise investment because you just flutter your eyelashes and tell him you’ll clean it all off of him when the party is over… with your mouth.
9.) Taco!: I had to slide this in here because I know how some of my friends adore Tacos (not to name drop but Dion Roy, Taylor Blue, and Jodie Platz)
8.) Youtube Video: Really? Wow, step away from the computer and re-enter the real world with us. Part of me finds this clever, the other part of me goes, too much time on his hands..
7.) Shrek and Fiona: Oh my, it’s terrifying. How I wish the curse had been broken by true love’s first kiss.. or perhaps they haven’t kissed enough fro..oh wait.
6.) Boxed Wine: I’d love to say that he would be going home alone, dressed like that. But notice the ring. I bet she has more headaches than any other wife on the planet though…
what, boxed wine causes headaches.. it DOES.
5.) Caught Like A Rat: Oh my ..I don’t have the words but I bet PETA does.
4.) Chicken: “Well we’re out of cake, we only had three bits and didn’t expect such a rush!” “So my choice is..or death? Well I’ll have the chicken then,please.”
3.) Cat In The Hat: I do not like this in the hall, I do not like this, not any bits at all:
2.) Human Air-freshener: See, what happened here was his friends gave him this costume (which is scented btw) to drop him a huge hint to shower more often, he either considered it a thoughtful gift or an excuse NOT to shower, regardless he’s wearing it.
And the number one costume.. is terrifying. I never knew that chocolate could scare me, well I may never partake again.
Hungry? Better grab a …
Zachary Quinto was spotted getting out of his Prius and heading to the Heroes set. This is the second time in two days that we have spotted him. It’s been a big day for Zachary since they release the video short, Hostage: A Love Story on Funny or Die today. I admit that I watched it first thing this morning because I had heard all the hype. Zachary did an amazing job on it. I have been debating all day if I should post it but I love Zachary so I will with this disclaimer. There is extreme amounts of swearing and use of a gun so if you don’t like these things please don’t watch it. Viewer Discretion is advised.
Finally Megan Fox has done something right. She has done a Peer Pressure PSA to coincide with her new movie Jennifer’s Body (where she literally eats people up). I think that every kid in high school or middle school should see this. I think it might be able to straighten everyone up.
Here is what she says, just in case you can’t catch it all at once…
“Every year, thousands of kids entering our high schools, succumbing to terrible peer pressure. Let’s face it, high school can be tough and kids can be cruel. Picking on others for just being different. Well, I say f— ‘em cuz they don’t show s—. What really matters is being yourself and if that includes slowly killing and then eating every boy at your school, then I say do it. Because nothing’s more important than just being who you are.â€
It’s nice to see that celebrities have sense’s of humor these days. Taylor Swift was supposed to come on the stage to help Keith Urbanto sing Kiss The Girl on Saturday in Missouri. But Taylor decided to prank Keith by going on the stage as KISS members. I thought it was adorable, and especially when you see Keith’s face when he notices what’s going on and doesn’t skip a beat during the song.
