Jessica Simpson And Her Wardrobe Malfunction

Posted by taylor blue on January 25, 2009 | 3 Comments

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You know when everyone sees these pictures of Jessica Simpson performing in Florida today they are going to say such horrible things about her. I’m going to try to explain what could have happened to make Jessica look…well.. so different.  So yes, it looks like Jessica had a wonderful Christmas and who knows she might be hiding a bump in there. But I really think it comes down to clothing choice. I know that all of us women have to agree that high waisted pants are not our friends. I threw away my pair of pants like that when I looked in the mirror and saw that my butt was as big as a Mack Truck. So whoever was dressing Jessica should have known the same thing. Jessica … get a new wardrobe person…this is not working…

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[Images by Ralph Notaro / Splash News]

 


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