I can’t help but appreciate this picture that was taken of Neil Patrick Harris for Rolling Stone. No matter how you look at it, it oozes sexiness. I know that I have only recently liked Neil. And to tell you the truth it’s been since he came out. I noticed how much happier he was and that made me like him.

In the issue of Rolling Stone Neil isn’t scared to reveal how he still loves breasts:

“I love going to the Playboy Mansion party with my boyfriend. Last year, we got dressed up as dead foppish Brits with topcoats and white contact lenses. These naked girls on Ecstasy kept coming up to us, like, ‘We love your contacts.’ We’d twirl around and say, ‘Well, we like your breasts!’”

It’s nice to know that Neil can appreciate women still.

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10.) Gordon Ramsay: (The one exception to the “not a character rule”): because well, he’s sarcastic,cynical, a straight shooter, and freaking hot. (And I don’t just mean in the kitchen).

[There was a picture here until it was hotlinked.]

9.) Barney Stinson: (Neil Patrick Harris of HIMYM): Apparently, he’s a playboy who wants to settle down, and no you can’t be the one who makes him realize this dream,that’s Robin’s job, so don’t even think about it. lol

8.) Charlie Harper: (Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men): The player. I don’t know how else to sum it up, other than to say, his little black book is the size of War and Peace.

7.) John Clark Jr.: (Mark Paul Gosselaar of NYPD): I HAD to find a way to fit him in here, so here goes…his character on NYPD had a hard life, and succumbed to alcohol and women to soothe his tortured soul. *Sigh*

6.) Dylan McKay: (Luke Perry): It’s DYLAN, hell it’s LUKE, do I need to explain? I didn’t think so. Glad you’re coming with me on this one.

5.) William Banks:(Benjamin Bratt,The Cleaner): If you haven’t seen the show, please do. He plays an ex-junkie, turned extreme interventionist.

4.) Cole Turner (Julian McMahon,Charmed): He was a DEMON. I think that qualifies him as bad. lol

3.) Sylar (Zachary Quinto of Heroes): Um yeah, he removes the top of a person’s skull and takes their superhuman powers. Not very nice.

2.) Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum of Smallville):Arch Nemesis of Superman (AKA Clark Kent). He is one conniving, dirty, bad boy. I think he needs a shower, any takers ladies?

And last but not least, the number one slot. You’ll see it belongs to TWO, count them TWO bad boys. Because you can’t break up a set. Especially one THIS valuable and fine.

1.) Dean and Sam Winchester (Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki of Supernatural): They fight any malicious paranormal thing that is tossed their way, Dean is a womanizer, he’s abrasive, and sarcastic, and is SO bad that he was brought back from hell itself, and Sam pulls power from drinking Demon’s blood. Yeah, they’re THAT bad, and yet oh.so.good.

Okay ya’ll.. cold shower..down the hallway to your left, towels are in the linen closet, help yourself. I’m sure you need it.

I am obsessed with television. I’m really sorry. It kind of goes with the territory though when I love to focus on television shows. The networks have released most of the yes’ and no’s for the 2009-2010 season. (I’m still holding out for Chuck!)

I decided I would pick some of my favorites from each network and tell you if they have been renewed or not (Or could be renewed or canceled). And if you find a puddle of water at the bottom of the post don’t mind it. It’s just because I’ve cried over my canceled shows. (This year though I think the only one that I watch that is in jeopardy is Chuck.)

ABC

The Bachelor – renewed
Dancing with the Stars – renewed
Grey’s Anatomy – renewed
Lost – renewed
Pushing Daises – canceled along time ago
Supernanny – renewed
Wife Swap – renewed

CBS

The Amazing Race – renewed
Criminal Minds – for sure
CSI – for sure
Ghost Whisperer – for sure
Harper’s Island – goner
How I Met Your Mother – for sure
Survivor – renewed

FOX

24 – renewed
American Idol – renewed
Bones – for sure
Fringe – renewed
House – for sure
King of the Hill – canceled
The Simpsons – renewed

NBC

The Biggest Loser – renewed
Celebrity Apprentice – renewed
Chuck – they say a safe bet now *Keeps fingers crossed*
Heroes – renewed
Lipstick Jungle – canceled
Medium – renewed
The Office – renewed

The CW

90210 – renewed
America’s Next Top Model – renewed
Gossip Girl – renewed
One Tree Hill – renewed
Smallville – renewed
Supernatural – renewed

For an up-to-date (after this week) list go here.

Tonight, without even expecting it at ALL, I found out who the ‘Mother’ of How I Met Your Mother, is. (Unless the show is tricking us.) But it’s not from my insider info (PRETEND I AM THAT COOL, OKAY?), they actually made the reveal on tonight’s episode. Again, I was not expecting this. I always thought they wouldn’t reveal this until the last season. I know the show sometimes worries that they won’t be picked up again, so maybe they’re just covering their bases.

The episode with the ‘Mom’ reveal is called, predictably,  Right Place, Right Time. (The show happily endorses fate.) The reveal was somewhat a bummer because it’s the woman Ted almost married before, Stella! (STEEEELLA) She’s played by Sarah Chalke, and if it weren’t for Britney Spears insisting on being on the show (in an utterly inexcusable and horrible acting job), she would have been played by Alicia Silverstone. Viewers? We lost out. And now it seems that Ted married a flakey, annoying freak!

There’s just two more episodes of HIMYM left for the season. Those are titled “As Fast As She Can” and “The Leap”. I’ll miss Barney and Lily this summer, but I can’t say I’ll be missing the other characters.

Alyson Hannigan has the cutest baby bump I have ever seen. I for sure like her better now that she is pregnant! And I have figured out we have something in common…the love for magazines. I have seen Alyson getting magazines over and over. If only she saw my house. There are so many magazines I have to read that I can’t keep up. But they are the best kind of books.

Alyson is due in the spring.

[Images by Andrade, Perkins, PacificCoastNews.com]

Alyson Hannigan revealed in October that she was pregnant. I can’t get over how big her baby bump is, and she looks amazing. And she is even eating fruit too, I was so horrible at that when I was pregnant! I was always more concerned about eating subs and pickled herring.

[Images by Vickers/ Kaminski/ Splash News]

I am seriously pissed at Nina Tassler and CBS. They had their Press Tour which is okay, I guess, besides trashing people…

Nina talked about how CSI will be okay with William Petersen gone…first Gary Dourdan and now him…RUDE. It will not be okay because I want Gary back!

Then she said confidently that Britney Spears did not save How I Met Your Mother…they just wanted you to think it was in danger…

Oh, but that’s not the best news…this is quoted…because I am even to pissed to write about it…

Tassler downplays the fan outcry in the wake of the show’s cancellation, maintaining that most of the feedback was “actor-centric.” She also says she’s not getting a lot of mail and doesn’t regret the decision.

She’s not getting a lot of mail? Has she not heard the bashing of CBS that they won’t listen? She must be saying that that mail be redirected because this is not right. And actor-centric? And so what if she did! That damn cast was the best cast out there! Alex O’Loughlin put his heart into Mick St. John and made us believe.

You are a dirty person Nina, and you should be ashamed for the way you treat the fans of Moonlight. It’s okay…what comes around goes around. (Meaning your ratings!)