It’ s Labour Day here in Canada today. It’s not often when we get to celebrate the same holiday as the States. So because of that work is slow.  I am obsessed with magazines. I have piles of them here waiting to be read and I have a million subscriptions. A new month means new magazine covers.

Jennifer Aniston is on the October 2009 cover of the Australian Harper’s Bazaar. I love her on this cover. Sometimes they get bland but this one isn’t by far. I hate that though they have that her interview is about still believing in love. I think that the topic is so overdone with her. We all know she’ll mention Brad Pitt in the interview because it always happens. She needs a new man to talk about all the time…

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Gerard Butler is busy filming his movie, The Bounty, in New York with Jennifer Aniston right now. On Monday, things got crazy on the set when Gerard had to handcuff Jennifer.  I was actually surprised to see this because it could be a major spoiler in the movie.  Is Jennifer’s character the one that Gerard’s character needs to get for the bounty? I could be totally wrong too. Sometimes I’m not such a great guesser.

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Wouldn’t it be great to be able to just roll out of bed and you would look as perfect as Jennifer Aniston does in this picture? I love what she’s wearing here. It’s my mission to be able to wear something just like this next year.

Note that she’s drinking smartwater. She of course is in the ad campaigns for the water. I wonder if she gets it for free or has to pay for it just like us? We all know that it’s great advertising for them with her just carrying it around.

[Images by Jackson Lee / Splash News]

I hope you’re in the mood for another rom-com (romantic comedy) because this one looks promising. The movie is called Management and it stars Jennifer Aniston, Steve Zahn and Woody Harrelson. It’s a movie about a love triangle – and do you ever get sick of those? I don’t think I do.

While the movie looks a bit predictable, I think the wacky charm will win viewers over. View the Management trailer on YouTube and tell me what you think.

The official website for the movie is ManagementFilm.com. Take a peek over there and bide your time until opening day for Management on May 15th!

“This heart didn’t come with instructions.” -John Mayer Twittering about his break up with Jennifer Aniston on Monday. (Those are the most beautiful words ever, I plan on finding his post on Twitter and commenting on it.)

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Yes, my hero John Mayer was on the Ellen Degeneres Show today. I have been meaning to post about it all weekend but I have been crazy busy working. I’m glad I waited or I would have missed posting John and Ellen Degeneres singing in her Bathroom Concert Series. I love this idea. She is brilliant!

I also have to include the banter about the light switches:

“There is no normal thing in the Aniston house,” he jokes. “You won’t find a light switch. I just want a switch that glows orange. Just give me a switch that glows orange and I can swing my arm up [and turn on the light].”

Ellen says, “Hey, when you said in the middle of the night… Do you sleep over?”

“Yeah, there are sleepovers, yeah,” John replies.

“You have sleepovers, that’s cute,” Ellen jokes back.

“Yes, there are. There are sleepovers,” John confirms once more.

John sleeps over at Jennifer Aniston’s house… NO WAY!

See the clip of them singing in the bathroom after the jump…

As I understand it, a lot of boys who grew up in the 80’s and saw Labyrinth (who didn’t?) forever have a crush on Jennifer Connelly. But I think even our 80’s boys would notice the bejeweled swap-monster ‘dress’ that Connelly wore to the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You (do NOT call it a ‘rom-com’, dear Lord). Um…we’re just not that into her dress. Or rather, we hate the dress so much we’d like to burn it and throw it under a train and then let it be used as a tarp to paint a doghouse.

Apparently, some of us can’t let go of the horrible phenomenon that was shoulder pads. And by some of us, I just mean Jennifer. She’s got great legs and the focus is drawn there, when you aren’t starring at the abhorrent sparklyness everywhere else…

On second look, are those shoulder pads…or are her shoulders that bulky and square? The above is actually one of the more flattering pictures of her. Sad.

Additional notes:

Drew Barrymore: You are not pulling off your Audrey Hepburn deconstructed look.

Jennifer Aniston: You look leathery and like you’re trying too hard. Probably because you are.

Ginnifer Goodwin: You actually rocked your look. Pose, pose!

Scar Jo: Um, your hair makes you look mousey. Way to go. The dress is fine, however.

Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, and Ginnifer Goodwin are starring in the new movie, He’s Just Not That Into You, that comes out tomorrow. They are Marie Claire magazine’s March 2009 cover girls. How cute do they look on the cover? In the interview in the magazine they talk about hookups, breakups, and the importance of girlfriends. Here are the highlights:

On the lamest break up line:
Drew Barrymore: Definitely the classic: “It’s not you, it’s me.”
Ginnifer Goodwin: Oh my gosh, I’ve dished that out, and I’ve taken it.
Jennifer Aniston: You cover all your bases with that one.
Drew: I hate getting “It’s not you, it’s me,” because I’m never gonna learn and grow from that. I don’t want to live on lies and smoke and mirrors and horseshit. No way.

On the first thing they do after a break up:
Drew: Head straight for the carbs. Macaroni and cheese. Kraft. Deluxe. The kind with the cheese you squeeze out of a bag that takes at least a month to pass through your body.
Jennifer: I don’t eat a lot. I go straight to my girlfriends, though.
Ginnifer: The first thing I do is call my little sister. She drops everything.
Drew: She parachutes in?
Ginnifer: Yes! I’ll call and say, “I’m breaking up right now, come get me.” She absolutely has picked me up from hookups, with coffee in hand. [At press time, Goodwin had just broken up with actor Chris Klein.]

On how they would choose to meet men if they weren’t celebrities:
Drew: Drunk in a bar. No, wait — kidding!
Jennifer: I’d have to be dragged out to places. Well, like I am now.
Marie Claire: No match.com? No Facebook?
Jennifer: No, no, no. The Internet freaks me out.
Ginnifer: I think it’s the devil. We’re pack animals! We’re supposed to be connecting face-to-face.
Jennifer: The Internet warps reality. If you’re an Internet person, real life will fall short of what you have been privy to online — sexually, emotionally. It’s so unreal and gives you this sense of order where there isn’t any. You can’t drag and paste life!

You can catch the rest of the interview in the magazine on news stands now.

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John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were in a PDA mood last night. No what they remind me of? Do you know that song, Secret Smile by Semisonic? That’s exactly what I picture them singing in their head. They look totally head over heals for each other.

[Images by Turgeon / Rocke / Lee / Splash News]