Audrina Patridge has finally decided to head away from the hills and leave. Now you can only imagine how this makes me feel. Because now with Lauren Conrad and Audrina gone it’s going to become the Speidi show. I don’t really care to watch them all the time. I am sure that they are gloating in the fact that they will be the center of the universe.

“I’m almost done with The Hills. We’re in the middle of finishing these episodes, and I’ll be leaving then,” she revealed. “It feels like I’m graduating. I’m taking the next step and growing up and maturing and moving on in my life.”

I hope she goes on to something successful. OR maybe if she doesn’t she can go back to The Hills. A girl can dream can’t she?

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In what is breaking news to me, because I always held out on the hope that The Hills wasn’t staged, I get my confirmation from Lauren Conrad that everything I believed was a lie. Yes, I’m being dramatic about it, because well they faked it so I am going to now too.

Do you remember the episode where Lauren was at work and Spencer Pratt called and said sorry about spreading the sex tape rumors so that she would go to the wedding? I guess that Lauren never even got an apology and it was all staged! Lauren explained it all on The View.

“To be perfectly honest, I wasn’t on the other end of that call,” Conrad told The View co-host Elizabeth Hasslebeck.

“What do you mean?” Hasslebeck asked.

“That was filmed and I wasn’t on the other end,” Conrad reiterated. “I didn’t even know about it until [afterwards],” Conrad added afterwards. “So no, I didn’t get an apology, he’s lying.”

I can’t believe that they would lie! And all the time I thought that everything really happened that way! No wonder Lauren wants out!

She also said that she went to the wedding just so she wouldn’t regret it later. Not because Spencer apologized. That just makes me wonder what else is really fake.

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The season finale of The Hills is tomorrow. And of course it’s the wedding episode. I’m sure true to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt style it comes without drama. But who else is at the wedding? Kristin Cavallari. What’s so funny about this clip is that they keep saying her first and last name…what is up with that? Catch the season finale tomorrow.

P.S. I’m going to miss you Lauren Conrad.

You can say what you want about The Hills but this is one damn fine cast picture. I don’t see anyone that isn’t good looking in this picture. The new season premiere is next Monday, April 6th.

“I actually thought last season was going to be my last,” [Lauren says]. “[But] the producers wanted to hopefully give the show some sort of closure and needed one more season. I didn’t have that much conflict in my life over the last few months.” She adds, “I think I only cry in one episode.”

I wonder how Heidi Montag’s pregnancy will fit into the story line?

I have to give props to the photographer of these shots though. The guys Spencer Pratt, Justin Bobby and Brody Jenner all look very hot. This season should be an exciting one. I’ll miss it not being on since it was one of my guilty pleasures.

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I seriously can’t believe that Lauren Conrad has a book out…and it’s Fiction too. I have tried more than once to write a book and it’s hard work! And besides blogging gives you that instant satisfaction in writing…

The book is about a fictional 19-year-old Jane Roberts that has a life similar to Lauren. The synopsis of the book goes something like this… “Roberts can’t wait to start living it up. She may be in L.A. for an internship, but Jane plans to play as hard as she works and has enlisted her BFF Scarlett to join in the fun.”

And the fun doesn’t stop there, the two main characters are approached by a producer who wants them to be in a reality show called Sexy and the City. What do you think? Will it be a hit or a miss?

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I admit it…I have been watching every minute of The City. There is something that bugs me about that Olivia girl though, she just seems like she’s just too way good for all of this. And now in the Spring The Hills will be back for their Season 4 bonus episodes.

And I also found some great spoilers about the new episodes so if you don’t want to know, don’t look. SPOILERS AHEAD.

Stephanie will step in as Lauren’s new Whitney at People’s Revolution. Yes, Spencer’s sister has gotten a job at Kelly Cutrone’s People’s Revolution. It makes sense. Who else is there to make the “Oh!” face for all of Lauren’s drama during the day.

Lo will be a working girl, too. She’ll get a job working for Davis Factor (grandson of Max Factor) at cosmetics powerhouse Smashbox Studios. All of that time on the sidelines is finally paying off for Lo!

Bromance, rekindled! Let’s let out that sigh of relief all together. Brody and Spencer are back together.

Lauren and Lo’s $11,000-a-month Hollywood Hills home is available for lease, so expect yet another moving day episode. But don’t fret: The best friends forever are still roommates, says MTV.

And as for Speidi … We know there’s a brunette bartender now in the picture. Will we see an actual wedding? Followed by a messy divorce? We can only hope.

I can’t get over how expensive it is to live in the Hollywood Hills, two months rent there could get me a downpayment on a house! But it looks like these extra episodes are going to rock. I may end up crying when Lauren and Heidi cry again!

In this world where anyone can be called a celebrity, even a reality show star like Spencer Pratt, I have to say that he is one whipped boy. It was raining in Malibu on Friday and where was Spencer? Helping out his bride, Heidi Montag, while she was working out in the rain. Heaven forbid she might get her hair messed up…(Please, she is working out…I’m sure the rain would feel refreshing!)

There are also rumors of Spencer plotting a fake messy divorce, because honestly we haven’t seen much of them around lately.

“Spencer is masterminding the whole thing right now,” says a source. “He’ll make sure people see him going in and out of a lawyer’s office. Then he’ll stage fake fights with Heidi for the cameras and talk on the show about getting married too young and pretend he’s really conflicted.”

“Spencer will push this as far as he can, but it will all be 100 percent fake. He loves Heidi and will never let her go,” says the source, who adds, “They’re just always looking for a way to out-drama Lauren Conrad. It’s their No. 1 goal in life!”

I think they need to get a life and worry about themselves…it’s not always cool wanting to be the center of attention all the times. Oh wait…that’s what they thrive on!

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Whitney Port was seen strolling around in New York looking just like any other city person. I am so glad that The City got picked up for another season because I’m not quite ready to let The Hills go.  Olivia is like one of my most favorite people, I love to hate the way she looks at people because she thinks they should be as educated and as rich as her. She means well though and that’s what so lovable about her.

Jason Wahler, who used to date Lauren Conrad, expressed his voice on how disappointed he was that it was picked up for another season…

“I can’t believe it got picked up for a second season. I thought it was kind of a terrible show. I mean, I like Whitney, but they are trying to drag her show out way too much. I didn’t know that many people who were watching [The City] to begin with, so for it to be renewed is shocking.”

Well Jason, I’m watching it…so that’s all that matters. (May be he is jealous that he didn’t get his own reality show?) But really how did this quote even make news? I don’t care what he thinks. And just because of that I say that I love The City more!

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Heidi clearly cares more about her lipgloss than kissing Spencer for a photo opp, but I can’t blame her. I really don’t like Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt, and don’t know how anyone could.

As for Heidi’s nails, well that’s just her style. I personally hate the and much more favor the short, dark nails often sported by Lauren Conrad. Ahem, not that I watch this show!

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Why does MTV even bother anymore? Fashionista found out the other day that Whitney Port might not really work at the place that The City takes place.

“Well, she just goes into the office to shoot scenes like she works there, like what they did on The Hills. Actually, it’s kind of sad. When they film her spots, they make the girls that actually work there move from their desks and into some cubicles in another part of the floor, because they’re actually working, but the camera people want Whitney and her on-screen work friend to look like they have real desks.”

So why do they keep it up? I have heard people say it’s like wrestling…we all know those story lines are fake yet we keep watching (Psst…Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are married and have kids!!)  Defamer made a great list of the cast’s fake and real jobs…

LAUREN CONRAD
Show Storyline: According to the show, Lauren is a student at FIDM. She began the show with a long internship at Teen Vogue, then moved to a job at frightening PR firm People’s Revolution.
Unshown, Real-Life Storyline: Lauren is a fashion designer who has shown at the last two LA Fashion Weeks. The show persists in insisting that she is still just a student at FIDM, despite the fact that FIDM students tell Defamer that she only sets foot on campus to film scenes for The Hills. Paparazzi, who follow Lauren relentlessly, never photograph her at the school she supposedly goes to. She has also inked a terrible deal to attempt sentences longer than three words as a young adult writer.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE
Show Storyline: Audrina worked at Quixote Studios as a blank-eyed receptionist before transferring to a job at Epic Records, where she annoys fellow coworker Chiara with boring stories about fake on/off boyfriend Justin Bobby.
Unshown, Real-Life Storyline: Audrina has leveraged brand-new breasts into an acting career, appearing in films like Into the Blue 2: The Reef and Sorority Row. If you call Epic to do business with Audrina, you will be informed, “I’m sorry, she isn’t here,” because she doesn’t actually work there.

WHITNEY PORT
Show Storyline: Like Lauren, Whitney started her career at Teen Vogue before moving to People’s Revolution. Now, she has moved to New York for spinoff show The City, where she is working for Diane Von Furstenberg.
Unshown, Real-Life Storyline: Except she, too, doesn’t actually work there. Again, like Lauren, Whitney has started her own off-camera clothing line, Eve & A. Also, despite the MTV-engineered romance she will have in her upcoming show, Whitney has been dating film critic Ben Lyons, not rocker Jay Lyon.

HEIDI MONTAG
Show Storyline: Heidi managed to fail upward in a job with Bolthouse Productions, until she was fake-fired this season. Reports suggest, though, that she will return to her job in some capacity.
Unshown, Real-Life Storyline: Even Heidi’s consummate fakery couldn’t sell the idea that she ever truly worked at Bolthouse. The real Heidi is a beloved recording artist.

This is seriously crazy…why not come out with it already? But really are we shocked with this anymore? I am…I thought The Hills was real. I will just go cry in the corner.