I know usually TEN Gossip is light-hearted but I have been dying to do a snarky post. And this one has it written all over it. A company in Auckland, New Zealand put up this billboard to advertise that there was advertising space available to buy. And to me…I think that they chose the right way to go about it. Paris Hilton and the words Vacant.

I must admit that Paris can be smart but if you are looking for a sharp advertising point, they’ve got it. Now Paris’ manager is going after the company because they didn’t have permission to use her image on the billboard. I think they should just stroke it up to genius and go home.

Finally, we get to see the episode of Supernatural with Paris Hilton in it. I know this is a major spoiler but really I put it in the title. And Eric Kripke told us to keep faith, be patient and trust him. But look, she is standing near our DEAN! That can’t be. I want Dean all to myself.

The fifth episode goes like this: Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) decide to start hunting together again and their first case leads them to a small town whose inhabitants are being killed by famous dead icons like Abraham Lincoln and James Dean’s car. However, after two teenage girls come forward and claim their friend was kidnapped by Paris Hilton (in a cameo role as herself), the brothers aren’t sure what they are hunting anymore.

I think it’s about time us fan girls kidnapped those boys. (Winks)

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I’m not sure when I have ever used Paris Hilton and adorable in the same sentence but I am going to now. Paris is vacationing in Bora Bora right now, she got a chance to go swimming with stingrays. And from the looks of it they thought that she was adorable too. A source on the scene said this about Paris…

“Paris looked like a goddess as she jumped into the ocean. She seemed a little apprehensive at first with the sharks and stingrays swimming around the boat. But after some deliberation Paris threw caution to the wind and just went for it and jumped into the sea. She really is fearless.”

I am sure she will enjoy these paparazzi pictures. I know I sure did. I will be going to Bora Bora soon to be swimming with them too!

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Yes, this isn’t a bad dream. Paris Hilton has a guest spot on the upcoming season of Supernatural. I know what you are thinking. She better not touch our Sammy or Dean, or else! I can’t even imagine Paris and Jensen Ackles in the same room together for anything.

What her role is is being kept under wraps but we are told to trust Eric Kripke and that we will be very impressed. I just don’t know, it makes me cringe thinking of the things she could do to that show. I just hope that Paris proves me wrong.

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Kristen Bell and Michelle Trachtenberg attended the Jill Stuart Fashion Show. Also in attendance? Jessica Stroup (90210), Paris Hilton (nothing of note!), Nicky Hilton, and Amanda Bynes. I feel bad for poor Amanda who should have been next to Trachtenberg. I’m pretty sure Kristen Bell would have left if she’d had to sit next to Paris Hilton, lol. I would have! From the look on her face she’s not so pleased with who she’s seeing. I don’t blame her. Let’s dish on the fashion, shall we? No, not of the show, of the stars!

Kristen Bell looks a little prim with the total effect of her outfit, from the pale gray cardigan paired with a pastel watercolor-floral dress, nude closed-toe heels and clipped hair. Michelle Trachtenberg looks the best to me. Jessica Stroup looks okay but I’m not terribly impressed. Paris Hilton is almost flashing us, as always. Nicky Hilton would look great without the accessory of her sister, Paris. And though she’s sporting similar hair to Nicky, Amanda Bynes looks very pretty.

I think this interview of Jensen Ackles is my favorite by far. The way Chelsea Lately talks to him is the way everyman should be. But, really in some parts Jensen was speechless. Again, Jensen talked about his diving trip, but this time it included his girlfriend. (Who he might or might not want to marry.) He also did a great impression of hearing Nikki Hilton and Paris Hilton at his movie premiere. This is definitely the interview to hear! (He is so relaxed…and such a joker!)

You can see Jensen in theaters on January 16th in the movie, My Bloody Valentine 3D.

I can’t believe how funny this is. Paris Hilton goes out clubbing with Ellen Degeneres. And the shots of her house…I wonder if Paris cleans it up?? Her shoe room is as big as my apartment I swear.

“I love London. It’s my favorite city in the world. I’m shooting my new show and having an amazing time.” Paris Hilton added: ‘I love the Brits, they rock! Everything from their personalities, style and of course the accents. I’d love to live here one day.”

Paris you make this job too easy…

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Paris Hilton was on The View to talk about her new show My New BFF or something like that. Which I hate to admit might actually be a good show. Everything was going good until they started talking about voting. Joy Behar started it all…

“You’re not going to be able to vote, are you?” Joy asked Paris pointedly. “I have a friend who was in the slammer, he can’t vote. Weren’t you in jail?”

“I can vote,” Paris replied uneasily.

Whoopi explained to Joy that losing the right to vote only applies to certain people convicted of a felony.

“What was your thing? Yours was a misdemeanor or something?” Joy persisted.

“No, it was driving with a suspended license,” Paris answered.

“You can still vote with that?”

“Yeah, you’re still an American, yeah,” Whoopi replied.

I was so glad Whoopi Goldberg chimed in. It doesn’t sound all that bad but did Paris really deserve to get attacked that way? I think that she will only vote for the one with the best clothes on anyway, and she probably won’t vote for the wrinkly white hair guy…so it’s all good!

I was so happy to hear that all of Paris Hilton’s 17 dogs were alright and not one was eaten by a coyote. Coyotes come into the city here sometimes, I actually saw one here in the parking lot and started calling the dog over…until someone shouted at me…”It’s a coyote, not a dog!” So when I heard about coyotes eating Paris’ dogs I was so upset. The little things probably thought it was a little doggie to play with.

But of course, People, was quick to clear up the rumor…

Contrary to Internet reports, two of Paris Hilton’s dogs were not eaten by a coyote. They’re not only alive, but living better than many humans.

“They were at Paris’s house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be,” a rep for the heiress [says]. “Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured. ”

What are we talking about Fort Knox? It sounds funny that she has to have a doggie mansion built for all her dogs. There has to be a time when someone rationally thinks…I have too many dogs…and how can I know for sure if I even have one missing when I have 17 dogs? I have two cats and two kids. That’s enough pets for me!

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