By a show of hands,who, by now, doesn’t at least know OF Jimmy Fallon? If you raised your hand, then I expect you to stop everything you’re doing, hit google, familiarize yourself with him, then come back..and don’t believe the rumors, he has a lovely wife.
No, really, it’s true,that’s her in the picture. So for those of you saying things you shouldn’t, SHAME ON YOU!
But I digress, so, by now you know he’s doing a Saved By The Bell cast reunion, that is in danger of being ruined by Tiffani Thiessen (Who you should remember as Kelly Kapowski OR Kelly Kapowski-Morris). She’s just “SO BUSY” as she points out in her video response to him on Funny or Die.
Let’s just say, Jimmy if you have seen it, I apologize for you losing that couple of minutes of your life, that you can never get back. I have never been so happy, to be saved by a bell in my entire life, as I was when that oven bell dinged, signaling her to end that poor attempt at comedy.*Shaking my head* Honestly, Tiffani, you shouldn’t quit your day job, whatever that is.
Don’t believe it’s SO bad? Ha, here, the proof is in the pudding..or in this case..the fail of epic proportions:
Now that you’ve sufficiently wasted a couple of minutes of your life, welcome to our world. You’ll listen to me from now on, won’t you?
That’s what I thought.
The only thing I would dislike more than that, would be if I had to sit through another two minutes of Dustin Diamond (You’ll remember him as Screech) talking. About anything. He should have his freedom of speech card revoked. People like that should have to take a test for the right to utilize their voice box, because idiocy runs from his mouth like water from a faucet ..on high.
The thought that he has an “adult video” out, makes me want to console, whatever poor girl (or guy) that had the lack of good wits about them that night. I bet that made their Top TEN list of regrets. *Shudder*
So,Jimmy it sucks that you may have to do without Kelly, (because even though her comedy sucks, we love her), but what’s worse, is that People magazine took your idea, and beat you to the punch!
I have an idea on how you can get them to print a retraction, giving you full credit for the idea! We can tie them to chairs, and force them to watch Dustin’s video on repeat, if that doesn’t break them, for the final straw, we pop in poor Tiffani’s attempt at humoring you.. they’d cave *Rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacally* Oh yes, they would.
So, if you need help, I’m your go to girl. Just let me know.
As much to my delight Chace Crawford was picked as the Hottest Bachelor for People magazine. I know some people wouldn’t agree but he sure makes my heart pitter patter. It must be those eyes of his. We all know that he is going somewhere since he snagged a role in the remake of Footloose. I’m excited to see what he can do!
That had a quick survey in the magazine on what he preferred. The answers might surprise you…or make you happy.
Phone Calls or Texting? Texting (He says he is lightning fast but with his girlfriend he does both. AWWW.)
Shaved or Stubble? Stub (That works for me too. I like him much better with some stubble.)
Boxers, Briefs or …nothing? Boxer Briefs
Video Games or Board Games? Board Games (I am so surprised, and he says he loves Scrabble! We would get along great!)
He is quite brilliant actually, he goes on to say that he’s very neat, and wears loafers opposed to cowboy boots, and can even cook a homecooked meal. I think this man is a keeper.
Why couldn’t I have had an Adam Lambert when I was growing up? I lived in a tiny, one horse, very hick, Kentucky town, and most people who lived there were very narrowminded and set in their ways. Still are. To this day when I go back home, it’s like I enter a time warp. I was definitely “odd girl out”,did not fit in any box they would attempt to shove me in, and I despised their labels.
I preach, constantly, vigilantly, that people should hold tight to their individuality, be proud of who they are, and not let ANYONE influence that. Adam Lambert and I seem to have that mentality in common.
In an interview with People he said:
“It’s a really, really cool thing,to be able to show people that you can be yourself, and you should be proud of yourself, and you should own who you are and what you’re about, and never make apologies for it.” (View the full article HERE)
He cites that he is a good role model for kids and young adults, I could not agree more if I wanted to.ANYONE who faces the world, full force, not backing down and has the courage to go on to say :
“Conforming is not cool,embracing who you are and what makes you different is actually what’s really cool … The kids that are different and out there and expressive and are bold with those choices, those are the people that grow up to be people we all want to hang out with, that become celebrities or become really successful in what they do because they believe in who they are.”
DESERVES TO BE CALLED A ROLE MODEL.
I was different. My friends were different. None of us are famous (YET), but if we had someone of Adam’s caliber, acceptance and mentality to look up to when we were younger, maybe our lives wouldn’t have been so hard, carving out that niche, learning to accept ourselves, may have been a little less difficult.
If my god daughter, or children I may ever have, choose to have a role model in the public eye, I PRAY that they’re as wonderful as Adam Lambert, because if that is their hero, I could rest assured, they are being guided right, by someone other than myself.
THANK YOU ADAM FOR BEING INCREDIBLE.
[Image by Janet Mayer / Splash News]
