No, Robert honey, we didn’t forget your birthday. That may as well have been, and probably was, a national Holiday for almost every woman in existence. We did, however, want to stand out, to be fashionably late. And since you read my posts,Robert and are uber familiar with my work (Okay so I feed my delusions *laugh*) you know we’re going to do this Willow Raine style, and be completely random and weird.
So first, we hope you had a great Birthday celebration,there in Vancouver with all your fellow New Moon cast members and friends. I wish I could have been there, the pictures look like you were having a blast. We wish you many more Birthdays, but I chose to wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS and give you two video gifts that I know will touch your heart. (And of course the first song in lieu of Happy Birthday to You)
What would Christmas be, without Christmas Carols? Nothing? Exactly. So, here is your non Birthday Song. Enjoy!
Now, that we have that out of the way, I want to give you your first gift from me, personally. I have done my research, because after all, I have to know my soul mate, right? *Grin* I KNOW you love Jack Nicholson, and “Five Easy Pieces” So, of course….
And last, but certainly not least. A Van Morrison song, because he’s one of your favorite artists. So soulful, raw, pure, and amazing. I had to search to find it, but you’re more than worth it.
I’d love to hear you play and sing THAT song, it’s among one of my absolute Van Morrison favorites.
Happy Belated Birthday Baby! Hope you get everything you wished for when you blew out your candles. We love you.
When I heard that Robert Pattinson, you know, one of the loves of my life, was going to be portraying Salvador Dali in the film “Little Ashes” I was extremely excited, yet I KNEW that it would be controversial to say the least. Simply because so many,that had no insight into Salvador’s genius, would let the choice of his lover, which should strictly be HIS business, tarnish their opinion of him. However, so far, the kissing and love scenes that we have been privileged enough to get a sneak peak of, have been raved about. Everyone thinks that it’s sexy, and hot, though it’s surprising, it makes me have hope that at least some will be able to walk away from this movie a bit more aware of one of the most brilliant Surrealist artists of all time, in my opinion. I’m sure a lot of it is that Robert Pattinson is SO hot, so sexy, that we would watch him in almost anything, including but not limited to infomercials with Billy Mays and not turn the channel, but instead hang on his every word and drool. I’ll take art education for the masses, any way I can get it. *Grin* And so, you should really check out this video along with me, prepare your bib *wink*
For those that Don’t know much of him, Dali’s most famous, and beloved piece by most is Persistence Of Memory . It is simply fascinating, he often described his art as`hand-painted dream photographs’, I couldn’t agree more. He wasn’t just a painter though, he was also a sculptor, graphic artist, and designer who was wise in words beyond his years, and time. One of my favorite quotes, that could not be more truthful, he uttered. “Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.”
I know that Robert Pattinson isn’t exactly thrilled with this movie, as I’ve read in GQ , but I cannot wait to watch it. It combines art, taboo love, genius, and of course Robert Pattinson all in one film. I couldn’t be any happier, unless someone hand delivered Rob to my door. *Sigh*
As most of you know, my..I meant, the incredible, Robert Pattinson, says he spends his time at home (because he never does ANYTHING) experimenting with things to put in the microwave. I thought that I’d help give him a few ideas. Though, admittedly, there is only so much stuff you can put in there before you get into trouble, or start a fire *laugh* and yours truly won’t go into everything she has put into that appliance, oh no. So, this post has now evolved from just “cool things to microwave” into goofy ideas to keep one from being bored. I thought Rob would appreciate them, and my sense of humor. Without further adieu, if you are looking for cool things to microwave, Rob go HERE or HERE! They’re actually very creative ideas. Although, they didn’t mention or show rather, some of the cool foods that I suggest. So, here is my “food” list of microwavable fun! Eggs (any way you choose to do them, they’re fun), marshmallows, Banana IN the peel, Hot dogs, Ice Cream, Canned biscuits (take them out of the can of course), Cheeze Whiz (take the top off), Peeps,and someone very cool mentioned to me grapes and soap. I’d save the citrus fruits oranges and lemons for after you’ve microwaved all the other mess, they say lemons help clean the appliance, so that may be helpful even!
As for my other ideas to help you combat boredom Rob, I’d suggest the following, they all seemed amusing to me. Ready? I thought so!
*Learn to Hula Hoop
*Peep Jousting Click me!
*Peddle Your Peaches (if you figure this out, let me know)
*Blink wildly, then close your eyes for a light show
*Try NOT to think about cheese
*Take up Knitting
*Have a philosophical debate with yourself, about if there is in fact a wrong side to drink out of, on a round cup.
*Play yourself in Chess
*Pick a common word,make it the super secret word of the day and when people say it, scream and jump around!
*Invent conspiracy theories about why there are no reruns of The Wonder Years
*Dress up as Captain Jack Sparrow and try to figure out why the Rum is always gone
*Wear a Mullet wig and when accosted for it simply reply “It’s okay, I’m taking it back”
*Carry around a jar of orange marmalade and when anyone looks at you funny just say “Oh yeah baby,I totally am.”
*Dress in drag and do the Hula
Oh and of course, how could I ever forget, Robert, darlin’, you should watch Eddie Izzard (You tube him if you haven’t heard of him, he’s HILARIOUS), and anything Monty Python!
Alright, so I think I’ve given you enough ideas to help combat boredom for a couple of days, at any rate. There are so many more where those came from, trust me *laugh*. I’m not right, I know. Though, in my defense I never claimed to be, but I’m fun, and that has to count for something!
I know I’m behind, I just got the most beautiful, and enlightening issue of GQ in existence. You know the one I’m talking about, the issue with none other than Rob on the cover. *Insert deranged fan girl screech here*.
Robert Pattinson basically says that there is not one thing that has been said, printed, or insinuated that is true, because he does NOTHING.
While I can relate to the whole “I’m not interesting” take on life, I have to tell you, Rob everything you do, or don’t do for that matter, is News worthy. Females from the ages of 14-90 (yeah I’ll wait for the disturbing images to subside) drool over something as simple (or complex depending on the day) as you hailing a cab. Thinking of tossing out that napkin after you wipe your mouth? Yeah, it’ll find itself either behind glass being worshiped by teenagers the world over, or sold on Ebay for some gazillion dollars. Yeah, even I cringe at that one.
So, anyway, he spends his time finding new things to Microwave because he’s never had one, and googling himself. One can only hope he comes across our site! *Jumping up and down to get his attention*
Now, you are probably thinking, these things you know because he has said them himself, and I agree. But you know, after many grueling hours spent pouring myself over countless articles claiming to know him, I have come to the conclusion that it appears he is correct, and as public as his life is, NOBODY knows him. His eye color for instance, varies on each site..from blue all the way to green, his height even varies. It’s almost as if, even though he is a public figure, that nobody pays attention to fine details, for which, I’d be thankful if I were Rob.
Then again, I’m the suffer in silence type at any rate, and I really think deep down he is as well. That in the midst of just trying to pay the bills, he finds his career on auto pilot,taking a direction that he may even fear, because I know it would scare the daylights out of me.
He admits to being neurotic, which I find utterly endearing, because I too, am a neurotic mess, so Rob darlin’, if you ever find yourself in need of someone to talk incessantly to about your problems, or neurocies, I’m your girl.
And I promise to never scream or screech (since I understand the Gates of Hell analogy with the annoying screaming), I will be responsible for you, call or text you at least once a week, and ask for you and not ..what’s his name? Oh right..Edward.
I’m thinking my next project will be to mail him a care package with Monty Python, and Eddie Izzard DVD’s, complete with a list of fun things to microwave.
