I think the people at WHO magazine that selected Alex O’Loughlin as one of the Sexiest People of 2009 have done something right. I mean look at him. The tattoos, the no shirt, the abs…he has my vote for sure!
I love this quote by Alex’s co-star from Moonlight, Sophia Myles.
“People get weak in the knees around him. He has a special sparkle that’s just magic.”
I have to agree with her. My jaw dropped when I saw this picture. I have a bigger version of the page below.
Robert Pattinson sure knows how to do a magazine cover! The December 2009 issue of Vanity Fair has been floating around. I had to break down and finally post it. I know they were showing preview pictures from the issue. I can’t wait to see them all together.
When I decided to do this post, I knew it was going to take a lot of hard work, and if I, Willow Raine, am ANYTHING, it’s a hard worker. So, I spent hours, with some help, pouring over picture, after picture of bulge, after bulge, (*whispering* and some that couldn’t be classified as such).
All I know is, I am spent. It’s going to take, one, two, three showers to wash all of this, grime away, I am a dirty, dirty girl.
But I digress.
So, here are my top TEN bulges, approved by Taylor Blue, Jodie, and Spider.
For your viewing pleasure:
I have to include an honorable mention to little Tay Tay:Taylor Lautner, though I will NOT put a picture up here for all you ladies that are old enough to be his mama,to fawn over,(or worse) I will say that when he turns 18 there will be “hallelujah” parties all over the world.
10.) Aaron Tippin: (This one is for Mommy Kaye):
9.) Jake Gyllenhaal:
8.) Zac Efron:
7.) Jared Padalecki:
6.) Daniel Radcliffe:
5.) Antonio Sabato Jr.:
4.) Dryden Mitchell:
3.) Kellan Lutz:
2.) Adam Lambert:
and my number one post goes to the man who brought sexy back, and keeps reminding us why, every single day:
1.)“Thrustin’ Justin” Timberlake:
[[images courtesy of google images and Jodie Platz, not property of TEN gossip]]
For someone who never (make that almost never, now) watches the Teen Choice Awards I have surely discussed them a lot lately. I have to say, it wasn’t THAT bad, I mean, if given the choice between Walking the plank or watching the awards show, I’d probably pick the latter, no, no I definitely would.
There are whales in the ocean, and they could eat me. So, yes, I’d watch the awards, but I digress.
I have heard a ton of mixed reviews about the performance by Miss Miley Cyrus, and I, myself actually have a rather mixed opinion.
Now, I like the song, it’s catchy, and upbeat. It was obviously made for her voice, and it just works. The problem with most everyone about the performance, was a combination of her clothing, and her dancing.
Okay, please bear with me for a moment and allow me to address her clothing issue: She had on short shorts, and yes they were barely there.. however, is that such a travesty, considering millions of ADULT (most of them WAY over 18,or 21 even) Twilight fans the world over, drool over 17 year old Taylor Lautner and want him naked constantly? The difference? The lovely double standard.. what is right for a man, isn’t right for a woman.
Does that mean I want Miley objectified? NO, far from.
But two things to consider, first, and hopefully foremost, she is coming into herself, becoming her own person,maybe that has bearing on her new clothes (or maybe she wore those clothes to signify what she’d wear during the summer?! *gasp*), and then there always remains the fact, that sex sells.
It’s sad. It’s horrible. It’s true.
Maybe she is but a product of her environment? Some of the words to her song..
“I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame and sex,
am I gonna fit in?”
Maybe she’s trying to fit in. Either way, the girl is ridiculously talented, and amazingly beautiful. If she keeps her head about her, and grows with her music, she has no worries.
Her daddy is from Kentucky, I dare say he won’t let her get too far out there, believe me, he’ll straighten her out if he needs to.
So, let her cut loose, and have some fun.
Dressing cute, and sexy (even if it is a bit too early) doesn’t make her a whore, a slut, or a stripper, so let’s stop bashing her shall we?
Perhaps you’re wondering why the title to this post is mostly in French, perhaps you’re wondering what is says, perhaps you just don’t care *laugh*, in all probability you’re reading this because Taylor Lautner’s name is in it.
Well, allow me to enlighten you, the headline actually reads: Taylor Lautner, Illegally and Unfairly HOT.
Up until now, I’ve been doing alright, reminding myself that he is in fact a baby (to me), and played Shark Boy, in the movie Shark Boy and Lava Girl, but that is getting harder, and harder to do, as his body changes, and he inches painfully and very slowly closer to 18.
Now,mind you, my normal “cut off” age is 25, just a rule I have, but it appears that I make exceptions for the cast of theTwilight Saga. (NOT because they star in that movie, but because Dear God, they are exceptionally HOT).
Today, I hop online, and Taylor Blue immediately shows me something (that you will see in a second, or possibly already have, as opposed to reading this post, in that event, I forgive you.) that has made me say ten hail Mary’s and I’m not even Catholic.
The New Moon Trailer, in FRENCH (Btw Check out how HOT Robert Pattinson looks in a French accent, *biting my lip* ..I could almost forgive his leaving me, if I were her, had he said it in French..or even in his own native tongue)
Now get out the clorox wipes, and clean off your computer monitor (you know you licked it), and then go take a cold shower, or ten.
Because the boy is still 17 years old, as unfair as that is.
February the 11th can’t get here soon enough, for women all over the world,and Lord help Taylor then.
He’ll either be the happiest man alive, or the biggest recluse *laugh*.
I have to admit something, that isn’t a big secret to anyone who has known me for five minutes, I LOVE guitarists. There is something so sensual, and sexy, about a man that can play.
10.) Stevie Ray Vaughan- (October 3, 1954 – August 27, 1990)- Ranked Number 7 on the list of 100 Greatest Guitarists in Rolling Stone (2003), and Number 3 on the list of Wildest Guitar Heroes in Classic Rock Magazine (2007):
9.) Kurt Cobain-(February 20, 1967 – c. April 5, 1994)- Lead Singer,Songwriter, and Guitarist of Nirvana that was known for popularizing a subgenre of alternative rock, that we refer to as grunge. (I wasn’t a huge fan of Nirvana, or Kurt, but I have to give him props here for several reasons):
8.) Jason Michael Carroll- Born in Texas (apparently, I need to move there, Texas= sexy) and raised in Raleigh,NC (Much closer to me), he won the local talent competition “Gimme The Mic” and hasn’t looked back. He is a sweetheart to boot, I have met him more than once, and spoken to him on the phone.. he made me fall in love with the word “Darlin”:
7.) John Rzeznik-You’ll PROBABLY best know him as the frontman for the GooGoo Dolls, but he’s also a producer, and guitarist. Either way, he performs in his bare feet.. and I think that is oddly sexy:
6.) Justin Moore- Lead vocals, rhythm guitar for the awesome band Ingram Hill. My JoJo introduced me to them, and she is also the one who provided the Kick A** photo of him. You should check out her other amazing photography (JODIE PLATZ):
5.) Chad Kroeger- Provides lead vocals and guitar for the band NickelBack, he is just sultry and sexy:
4.) Trent Reznor- Songwriter,producer,multi-instrumentalist, You’ll have heard of Nine Inch Nails, yes? (That’s him) The LA Times cites him as “one of the most acclaimed creative figures of his generation of music” ..CLOSER..does it get any sexier?:
3.) Justin Timberlake- Was the lead singer for N’Sync, don’t even try it, you know you loved them. They’re adorable. But I digress, he has an extremely successful solo career now, and plays guitar damn well:
2.) Robert Pattinson- Yeah,yeah we know..Twilight..Edward Cullen..yeah.. BUT he plays guitar, and sings, both with soul:
My number one guitarist, you’ll know hands down if you have paid any attention to my other off handed remarks in my posts about my adoration, of this man. Not to mention my love of his HANDS.
The way he moves his hands could almost send me into a trance, it’s so rhythmic, and beautiful.
1.) Jackson Rathbone- I may not get to see him play in Chicago, but I will get to meet him, and personally, October can’t come soon enough:
[Images taken from google images not property of TEN Gossip and special thanks to Jodie Platz]
