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Willow’s Choice for Top TEN Sexiest Men

Posted by WillowRaine on November 18, 2009 | 3 Comments

Let me preface this post with this: I know that not everyone will agree with me, and that’s okay, because if we all had the same exact tastes, the world would be rather boring. I’ll also say if you want to include your sexiest men in a comment, that would be very much appreciated, and I may add them in a revision to the Top TEN Sexiest Men post for next time!

Alright kiddies, are you ready for some candy?

10.) David Boreanaz: What a sexy Angel He is:

9.) Ryan Reynolds: He makes me wanna learn the words to “Oh Canada”:

8.) Ryan Phillippe: “you know what would be super-duper sexy? If you lost all the clothes.” I concur Ryan.. so.. go ahead, we’ll wait:

7.) Jonny Lang: He can “Lie to Me” all he wants, as long as he sings to me. I bet Taylor Blue agrees:

6.) Charlie Hunnam: “A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind.” I’d be willing to help him find that passion…Just sayin’.

5.) Kellan Lutz: “I want a good girl, who can be a little bad.” Oh Kellan, do I have a list for you!:

4.) Ian Somerhalder: “Oh because I wear a ring, and I live in the really real world where vampires burn in the sun.” That one line made me love him. BUT I have to admit, he’s up here because of Taylor Blue’s unwavering ability to try to convince me of his sexy!:

3.) Paul Wesley: *Grrrrowl* That is all.

2.) Robert Pattinson: “My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.” Care to be someone’s addiction, Rob? I think it’d do you some good:

Okay, and now for the number you’ve all been waiting for.. I bet you think you know who I chose right? Well… you’re probably right. However, I decided to technically involve all of the band… so here’s to saying that ALL 100 Monkeys are SMOKIN’ HOT!

1.)From Left to right: Ben Johnson,Jerad Anderson,Jackson Rathbone,Ben Graupner:

[[All images are courtesy of Google images and are NOT the sole property of TEN gossip]]

Top TEN Halloween Costumes

Posted by WillowRaine on October 4, 2009 | 1 Comment

I could have done the typical or celebrity costumes, COULD have, but then, it wouldn’t be weird, and just as importantly, it wouldn’t be me.
So, instead I opted for the broad spectrum, from gross to idiotic, and not necessarily in any particular order.

10.) Edward Cullen: You know you want your boyfriend/husband to sparkle in the sun, roll him in this glitter and he will, oh and by the way it’s edible. That’s called a wise investment because you just flutter your eyelashes and tell him you’ll clean it all off of him when the party is over… with your mouth.

9.) Taco!: I had to slide this in here because I know how some of my friends adore Tacos (not to name drop but Dion Roy, Taylor Blue, and Jodie Platz)

8.) Youtube Video: Really? Wow, step away from the computer and re-enter the real world with us. Part of me finds this clever, the other part of me goes, too much time on his hands..

7.) Shrek and Fiona: Oh my, it’s terrifying. How I wish the curse had been broken by true love’s first kiss.. or perhaps they haven’t kissed enough fro..oh wait.

6.) Boxed Wine: I’d love to say that he would be going home alone, dressed like that. But notice the ring. I bet she has more headaches than any other wife on the planet though…
what, boxed wine causes headaches.. it DOES.

5.) Caught Like A Rat: Oh my ..I don’t have the words but I bet PETA does.

4.) Chicken: “Well we’re out of cake, we only had three bits and didn’t expect such a rush!” “So my choice is..or death? Well I’ll have the chicken then,please.”

3.) Cat In The Hat: I do not like this in the hall, I do not like this, not any bits at all:

2.) Human Air-freshener: See, what happened here was his friends gave him this costume (which is scented btw) to drop him a huge hint to shower more often, he either considered it a thoughtful gift or an excuse NOT to shower, regardless he’s wearing it.

And the number one costume.. is terrifying. I never knew that chocolate could scare me, well I may never partake again.
Hungry? Better grab a …

anything but this!

1.) Snickers:

Willow’s Top TEN Ideas for 100 Monkeys Merch:

Posted by WillowRaine on September 22, 2009 | 1 Comment

I was perusing the 100 Monkeys site today, you can find it right here: OOH OHH AH AH! and do you know what I realized?
That even if I wanted to purchase certain things, like say, a T-shirt or bumper sticker, I couldn’t, because they don’t have them for sale on there!
*Shaking my head* That will never, never do boys.

Now, I know they’re busy, and their focus is elsewhere, so inspiration hit me! What if I was to design some merch for them? What if I was to give them an idea or.. TEN?
Let me just say, I came up with so many more than TEN, so hey Marty, and Tim, if you’re interested contact me, I’ll send you a powerpoint of my other ideas *wink*.

Anyway, ready for my TOP TEN? Of course you are! *Grin*

10.) Gotta show some love to the Bananager! Admittedly I didn’t make this but it’s just a generalized idea, a stuffed banana, isn’t it the cutest?

9.) The Monkeyboggan!

8.) Sock Monkeys for each of the boys! I picked a few that could fit each of them (though they deserve their own sock monkey made in their likeness)

“Bouncy” Ben G:

Jackson “Johnny Bravo”:

Jerad “I’m Up To Something”:

Ben “Busy Hands” J:

Uncle “Face” Larry:

7.) The Monkeywear: Hey Men love the Monkeys too!:

6.) Monkties! Cute panties with Monkey sayings. You know I have to be honest, I really giggle at this, since I embarrassingly,referred to my girly bit, my *ahem* as a monkey the majority of my life, until I grew up, and you know,gave her a name :

5.) I want a Monkey to keep me warm! How about a Monkoodie!? :

4.) You’ve heard of the little black book? Pffft! Who needs it? Aspire to be just like Jackson, and have a “Bone Book”. Keep all of your public, and not so public numbers in this hot little slice of leather:

3.) Monkey Shaker anyone? I’ll keep my commentary to myself on this one since I can’t keep it even rated R. *laugh*:

2.) Hey you Little Looker, you KNOW you want this shirt if you’re a true (as I call myself) a Monchichica! OR A Monkey Junkie (as they’re popularly coined):

Oh this one is my favorite, because I’m sure there are men all over the world, saying this aloud several dozen times per day, and it just is begging to be made!

1.) For every man who has a girl that loves the 100 Monkeys:

See, cute right?
You guys would buy this stuff, yeah?
So write em, tell them that Willow Raine has some terrific ideas, and they should market them, so they can make some dough!

[[Images were found on google images, and are not courtesy of TEN,
HOWEVER any of the designs on the merch was coined by Willow Raine of TEN]]

Top TEN Celebrity Bulges! (Not for the faint of heart)

Posted by WillowRaine on September 8, 2009 | 9 Comments

When I decided to do this post, I knew it was going to take a lot of hard work, and if I, Willow Raine, am ANYTHING, it’s a hard worker. So, I spent hours, with some help, pouring over picture, after picture of bulge, after bulge, (*whispering* and some that couldn’t be classified as such).
All I know is, I am spent. It’s going to take, one, two, three showers to wash all of this, grime away, I am a dirty, dirty girl.
But I digress.
So, here are my top TEN bulges, approved by Taylor Blue, Jodie, and Spider.
For your viewing pleasure:

I have to include an honorable mention to little Tay Tay:Taylor Lautner, though I will NOT put a picture up here for all you ladies that are old enough to be his mama,to fawn over,(or worse) I will say that when he turns 18 there will be “hallelujah” parties all over the world.

10.) Aaron Tippin: (This one is for Mommy Kaye):

9.) Jake Gyllenhaal:

8.) Zac Efron:

7.) Jared Padalecki:

6.) Daniel Radcliffe:

5.) Antonio Sabato Jr.:

4.) Dryden Mitchell:

3.) Kellan Lutz:

2.) Adam Lambert:

and my number one post goes to the man who brought sexy back, and keeps reminding us why, every single day:

1.)“Thrustin’ Justin” Timberlake:

[[images courtesy of google images and Jodie Platz, not property of TEN gossip]]

Top Ten ABS Revisited:

Posted by WillowRaine on August 27, 2009 | 2 Comments

In my first Top Ten Abs post, you guys raked me over the coals, because I left so many people out. However, it’s hard to just pick TEN gorgeous stomachs isn’t it? So, perhaps I’ll revisit the abs post on occasion, spotlighting different celebs each time, that way everyone gets their eye candy.

10.) Matthew McConaughey:

9.) David Beckham:

8.) Robert Buckley:

7.) Mario Lopez:

6.) Mark Wahlberg:

5.) Sean William Scott:

4.) Eddie Cibrian:

3.) Ashton Kutcher:

2.) Cam Gigandet:

And my number one spot goes to someone that I will probably receive flack about, and that’s okay. I’m putting him here because he is a kick a** guy, I love his sense of humor, and I think he’s very sexy. Just goes to show you that beauty isn’t uniform, and comes in all shapes, and sizes.

1.) JACK BLACK:

[Images taken from google images not the property of TEN Gossip]

Top TEN Most Incredible Pairs of Hands:

Posted by WillowRaine on August 26, 2009 | 2 Comments

So, I’ve been slack, it’s been a while since I’ve hit you with a Top TEN. I know, I know, I promise I’ll try to do better.
However, I have to say, I couldn’t have come up with anything much sexier to give you (that doesn’t have to be covered that is) than the Top Ten Most Incredible Pairs of Hands. So,without further adieu or more incessant,useless rambling from yours truly, here they are:

10.) Shane West: Landon from “A Walk to Remember” turned hottie Rocker for the band Jonny Was:

9.) Johnny Depp:”I may have a feather duster down my pants.” (And I know a lot of women that would like to find out.)

8.) Jonathan Brandis: My second childhood crush, I believe. Unfortunately,he’s no longer with us. 1976-2003.

7.) Eddie Izzard: How he longs for a grapefruit, but always manages to find time for a manicure We love him.

6.) Criss Angel: Slight of hand anyone? As it applies to Criss, yes please and thank you. I’m sure that Taylor Blue would agree.

5.) Chris Martin: Coldplay guitarist, his hands speak for themselves.

4.) Tori Amos: She’s beautiful, talented and her hands are amazing.

3.) Justin Timberlake: Meet the hands behind the man that brought sexy back.

2.) Jackson Rathbone:”You know that song, ‘If a body catch a body comin’ through the rye’?…” I merely hope, if there is a catcher,(as opposed to just a body meeting a body) that Jay could be mine.

and my number one pair of the most incredible pairs of hands belongs to someone that I have had the fortune of meeting and spending a bit of time with. I can embarrassingly admit that I was drawn to him far before I knew he was “famous” but I digress. His hands captivate me..

1.) Ben Graupner: You all know him from 100 Monkeys, I’m sure. Before I knew him as Ben G from the Monkeys, I knew him as “Wow, who is that? He is so amazing”.

[Ben Graupner Photo taken by Jodie Platz, all other images courtesy of google images, none are the sole property of Ten Gossip]